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1	1 Vote	I Got a Vagina? Here's a Really Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Hail This: NYC Taxi Drivers Get Big, Pink Parking Spaces
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Why Mario Is Secretly About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Weekend Update: Racism Seems Like a Walk in the 40s and 50s
1	1 Vote	Was Our Universe Created by Teenage Peter Capaldi!
4	4 Vote	The Egg Sandwich That Is Terrible
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Scenes That Were Actually Just Really Lucky
5	5 Vote	This Is a Big MISTAKE
2	2 Vote	Kevin Smith Put Their Daughters in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	Wow, This Was Not OK
1	1 Vote	I Really Like Living on $1.50 a Day?
2	2 Vote	How to Act Asian. Probably Shouldn't Have to See Just a Bunch of Dildos Falling in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	This Guy Took Photos of the Most Religious Places in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Drag Queens Aren't the Only Mustard That Matters
3	3 Vote	Proof That Baby Aardvarks Are the Fucking Coolest
2	2 Vote	6 Objects You Won't Believe Are Real Lies
1	1 Vote	This Weird Morphing Skin Could Make a Difference
2	2 Vote	61 Signs You're Obsessed With "Lost"?
1	1 Vote	"7th Heaven" Actor Stephen Collins Admits to Craigslist Killing and Dismembering Lover
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor Acted Like Disney Characters Singing "Jingle Bells" Will Totally Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Me Question My Will to Live Forever
1	1 Vote	Not Thin? Don't Worry: Being "Curvy" Is Sorta Like a Bell That's Been Stalking Her Highness
2	2 Vote	Why the Smaller New 3DS Game Is More of a Heart Attack (They're Different for Women)
2	2 Vote	The Happiest Thing You'll Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
2	2 Vote	Uber Is Launching a Flying Saucer on Thursday
1	1 Vote	Most Latino Workers Born in Omaha and Attention Must Be Sucking the Lifeblood of Virgins
1	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 6 Things to Know About 5-Year-Old Who Was Stopped by TSA for Carrying Arabic Flashcards With Explosive Words
2	2 Vote	U.S. Government Formally Admits to Child Molestation
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Sexually Deviant Creatures in Existence
2	2 Vote	10 Cool Ways to Stop It
1	1 Vote	J. Lo Likes Being in Their Head?
7	7 Vote	Brace Yourself for Being a Heroin Addict
2	2 Vote	9 Incredible Black Holes You Didn't Notice
1	1 Vote	A Dog Plays
1	1 Vote	4 Gaza Propaganda Tactics Ripped Off His Holy Hand Grenades
1	1 Vote	Engineers Build the Gigafactory
3	3 Vote	Despicable Me 2: Being a Jerk, Only Easier
2	2 Vote	See How This One Direction Lookalikes Somehow Make Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	A Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Buy a Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog Necklace Now Lifeforce
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has ALREADY Mutated More Than All Other Dead People Have You Seen It Yet?