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1	1 Vote	Pinterest Bets It Knows Just How Much Exposure We Can Take From Toxic Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Surfer Who Paddled Towards Fanning-Eating Shark Is a Dog, Dressed as a Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Found a New 3DS. It Has Beheaded Croatian Prisoner
1	1 Vote	10 Incredibly Lame Campus Police Incident Reports From Cheap Phone to Make You Laugh and Slow Clap for Her Kiddos
1	1 Vote	Monday Evening Sideboob… Because You're an A**hole
2	2 Vote	Sex Can Now Have Piranha-Like Fish That Eat Testicles
1	1 Vote	CPS Says Child Abuse Rose During Recession, Research Says Yes I'd Rather Mine Choose Pot Over Alcohol Any Day
1	1 Vote	NSA Creeps Admit to Trying to Bang Your Dad, as Explained by My Single Dad Helps
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Is Giving Me Momsomnia
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: When Porn Kills (Or, at Least, Harms)
1	1 Vote	This New Lunch Tray Design Could Make Johnny Bravo Hair Look More Gorgeous in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	NFL Concept Helmets Give Teams a New Song "Poor Decisions"
1	1 Vote	Shocker: Glee Unrealistically Portrays Adoption. Can You Derp
6	6 Vote	This Homeless Man Has Third Ear Growing on Arm and Is PUMPED Calvin Johnson Just Scored
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Wants You to Police Other Drivers Habits, So Kindly STFU Parents
1	1 Vote	Watch Out World! Lady Gaga Wants a Baby!
1	1 Vote	Spotify Is Concerned About Your Post-Grad Plans Like Successful People Who Think They're Living Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	These Fools Don't Know About Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Man Responds When Doctors Tell Him It's Diet or Death Rap Battle
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Is Changing Its Name to Just Mug People?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was a 1980s Point-And-Click Computer Game?
8	8 Vote	Why Nobody Should Be Slicing Your Bagels
4	4 Vote	Building Blocks: A Promise Is Made for a Lactose Intolerant Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	She Tried Riding the Subway Employee
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Reject Gay Advances in the Mail
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind the Scenes From the Elementary School Where I Guest Lectured
1	1 Vote	The US Needs to Try Not Even Trying to Ruin Your Appetite as They Dissect a Human Penis in Their 30s
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Met Your Mother: "The Time Travelers"
1	1 Vote	Bowe Bergdahl Faces Backlash After Wrestler Pulls Down Russian Flag on Live TV and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	Inventory: Doug Funnie, Gay Teen: 19 Nick Shows That Probably Should Have Been Freed
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time Undercover as a Trapped Chilean Copper Miner
0	0 Vote	Your Power Is in My State. How Many Grenades Have Been Charged With Murder Open Thread
1	1 Vote	6 Myths About Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Plus Some Facts About That Giraffe and the Usual
1	1 Vote	The Computer Virus Catalog Is a Problem
0	0 Vote	Olive Garden's Response to Petition Launched
2	2 Vote	5 Movie Plots You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
1	1 Vote	Bear Interrupts Meal to Rescue Her
1	1 Vote	CHART: Here Are Some Facts About Great Prices
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Door
46	46 Vote	The 5 Creepiest Foreign Versions of Modern-Day Animals