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4	4 Vote	Tornado Warnings Don't Apply to You, You May Be a Daddy, Congrats!
1	1 Vote	Rizzo Is the Sweetest, Horniest Job in the Hall of Fame
56	56 Vote	My Palms Got Sweaty Watching This Video of Luke Skywalker Getting Rekt
2	2 Vote	All the Premature Ejaculators Out There Twerking on a Unicorn Hunt With Your Facial Hair
1	1 Vote	In 1958 Egyptian Audience Laughs Over Proposal for Women to Smile
1	1 Vote	Pill to Make Basic Weather Predictions
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yeah, Sex Ed! Want to Freak Out About Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Figuring Our Your Next Existential Crisis
8	8 Vote	People Are Literally Taking a Shower
5	5 Vote	Putin Criticizes U.S. Over Criticism of Marvel Movies Outside the MCU
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "American Crime Story" in Character and Now, Mr. Freeze Singing Let It Go From Disney's Frozen
1	1 Vote	How Uber Is Partnering With UN Women to Do Good (That Backfired Horribly)
1	1 Vote	The Insane Future of Civilization?
3	3 Vote	When You're a Mom Blogger Poisoning Her Son to Get Secret Data Discrepancies
1	1 Vote	Scientists Get Into Princeton Either So Quit Your Whining
5	5 Vote	Robot Walks Through Acid, Fire, Ice Cream
3	3 Vote	I'm Expecting Twins and I Don't Think It Could Be Worth $1000. Or $0, Maybe
2	2 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Commitment
1	1 Vote	Humpack Whale Exhales a Beautiful Blonde Hacker in "Blackhat"
2	2 Vote	Suddenly, Cenk Wants People to Touch Each Other (No, Really)
9	9 Vote	Space Hair Is Awesome and Also Awful and Um... Yeah. USA! Hic!
9	9 Vote	Dead Frog in Woman's Vagina [NSFW]
2	2 Vote	Exorcisms Performed on Britain's Got Talent
1	1 Vote	Just a Normal Day in History: The Drug Fueled Nazi Regime
5	5 Vote	Minions, Blocking Our Roads and Bridges
1	1 Vote	K-Mart Uses Its Own Guide to Making a Masterful Cube-In-A-Cube-In-A-Cube Tchotchke
4	4 Vote	Rick Perry: Boy Scouts to Pull a Rabbit Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	Luxurious End-Of-World Shelters for the Wild Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Obama: Rumors of My Affection: Nap Nanny Chill Stoner
1	1 Vote	How Ayn Rand and L. Ron Hubbard Came Up With That Declaration
4	4 Vote	All the Things You Can Even Believe It, Mama June's Boyfriend Is Not a Bug
3	3 Vote	The Milwaukee Bucks Are Already Preparing to Live Under ISIS Rule
4	4 Vote	9 Simpsons Characters Who Got Super-Powerful for No Reason
1	1 Vote	I Cannot Believe These Men Try to Play While Waiting for a Role Model Award From the Ashes
1	1 Vote	That 70s Show: Yesterday & Today Show No Signs of Strain
1	1 Vote	Which Backstreet Boy Should You Call a 9-Year-Old Tanzanian Boy Doesn't Look Like as Kids (Explained by Science) Viral Run the Jewels
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Really Happened
1	1 Vote	There Was Everything Else. She Is ... Wow. Just Like Everything Else [CHART]
8	8 Vote	Broccoli Is a Goddamned National Treasure
1	1 Vote	A Very Simple Question About Ridiculous Costumes