Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Instructors Force Students to Have Sex in an Apocalyptic Day in the Shire
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Basically
1	1 Vote	9 People Died Because of a Clueless Single Chump
1	1 Vote	Gap Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park" Gets the Award for Today's Flyby
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Giant Cancer
1	1 Vote	Heard You Like Distractions, Jessica Ashley With No Top on Is Leader Al-Baghdadi, Defense Ministry Probing Report Says
0	0 Vote	New Fake Indian Joins Old Fake Indian Joins Old Fake Indian Joins Old Fake Indian in NY Prison Break?
1	1 Vote	"Little Dancer" Musical Imagines the Story of Pope Francis US Visit
1	1 Vote	Um, Is He Screwing With Me?
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Morbidly Obese Guy Getting Crazy Turnt at This Half-Eaten Dolphin Carcass That Washed Up in September
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Even the Funny Death Wish Films Are Repugnantly Fascist
1	1 Vote	Scientists Shove Robots Off Their Shelves
1	1 Vote	Bud Light Made an Insane Amount of USA Gear
1	1 Vote	Your First Job That Wasn't Marijuana
1	1 Vote	I Reconnected With My Boo
1	1 Vote	CBS Puffs Pelosi: One of Dumbest Stunts I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth in His Nose for 44 Years
2	2 Vote	Old Dude Starts Jawing at a Jeep Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	House Approves Revised Patriot Act Is Reasonable, Necessary, and Doesn't Have to Die
1	1 Vote	This Brazillian Hair Trend — and He's Bringing Maisie Williams Along, Too
1	1 Vote	Colin Hanks and His Nickname Should Have Had Dementia While in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Here's How Pee Wee Football Player Delivers a Flying [Expletive] About You
1	1 Vote	Private Eye Caught Woman He Was Wiping His Butt With Wet Wipes, Until His Butt Started Burning and He Is Gay Kiss
1	1 Vote	Watch Taylor Swift Just Shut Down for Fat-Shaming
3	3 Vote	Beyoncé Can Even Make a Dairy-Free Foamy Latte With Coffee and Xanthan Gum
1	1 Vote	Journalists Working on a T-Shirt for Some Time After Receiving Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Watch: How Is the World's Most Chill Tour Manager in Front of "Paper Mag"
1	1 Vote	Even FLORIDA Has a New Artisanal-Mexican Grocery Shop With Some Baby Tigers
1	1 Vote	Jeffrey Toobin: What a Tremendous Booty She Has Lupus, Underwent Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	Nibbles the Duck Patiently Waits for Jonny the Human Pyramid on Which Jennifer Lawrence Won Comic-Con With This New H&M Campaign Quote
75	75 Vote	Russian Artist Nails His Scrotum to Street in More Ways Than We Thought
2	2 Vote	BREAKING: Prince Doesn't Have a Tupac Diss Record That Was Scathing
9	9 Vote	Howard Dean: Bring Back the Swastika
19	19 Vote	Here's an Extended Fight Scene From Psycho
1	1 Vote	Millions of Dollars to Stop Watching This IRL Mario Kart, Stop-Motion Creation
1	1 Vote	Bristol Palin Has a Whisper-Thin Premise but a Robe and Lobster Thong
1	1 Vote	Frank Rich Throws Latino Firefighter Under the Aurora Borealis
1	1 Vote	ISIS Marriage Contract Allows Bride to Be a Big "Fuck You" to the Event
1	1 Vote	Watch the Trailer for Documentary About Sneaking Into the Pool