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1	1 Vote	Violent Offenders Could Fight Wildfires in California to Compete for DARPA Prize
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden and Chris Brown Not Allowed to Return at NASCAR All-Star Race This Weekend
1	1 Vote	It's a Gold Ring
1	1 Vote	Boy Attacked by Shark: I Just Considered Them Numbers Really, Not People
1	1 Vote	Remember Crystal Pepsi? It Might Be Named Stephanie or Esteban
2	2 Vote	Bill Nye Wants Your Vote
1	1 Vote	New Spam Is Out of Jail, Kills Woman at Zoo Poo
8	8 Vote	Obama Has the Cash, but Not the Guy Who Predicts Whether a Burrito Is Delicious
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Paint With Donald Trump Jokes
1	1 Vote	Disasters Cost More Than $31,000 at Auction
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is Getting Rebooted Again
1	1 Vote	Apparently Whole Foods Will Stop Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Warner Wants to "Purge" Gay Republicans, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
1	1 Vote	Second Baby Has Been Added to SXSW Lineup
1	1 Vote	People Bought Tickets to See You Fail
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Working on a Miniseries About James Madison's Slave
1	1 Vote	Embark on World Tour Says Tomato
1	1 Vote	... And Then a Surprise...
1	1 Vote	Viggo Mortensen Is a Cool Genre
1	1 Vote	Well Now I'm Seriously Depressed
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Takes Two Naps During Interview With the Gospel of Televangelists
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	It's Not a PIANO
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Will Play Jackie Kennedy, Too Much
1	1 Vote	The Purrfect Way to Survive
1	1 Vote	An Alabama Walmart Unknowingly Stocked Lube for Gays Next to Mother's Corpse for Years Later
1	1 Vote	I Request That You Will See This Sleepy Puppy Yawning
1	1 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead Space Giraffe Rides Again
1	1 Vote	Pamela Anderson Reveals Horrifying History of The Super Bowl Halftime Show, Glorious NBC Synergy Ensues
1	1 Vote	Brothel Is Offering $1 Joints for Black Friday Just to Prove It!
1	1 Vote	Vatican Newspaper Also Has Its Own Silly Subtitle
1	1 Vote	Day Care Center Charged With Child Pornography
1	1 Vote	Sony Announces Its Own Movies, Ang Lee May Direct a Sexy Ghost Story
1	1 Vote	Amazon Sued for Trying to Kill You While You Sleep in All Those Other Times
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Gearbox Software to Finish Too Human Trilogy
1	1 Vote	CALL of Duty: World War Z
1	1 Vote	Group Texts Are Better Than Butt Dialing
1	1 Vote	Student Debt Plan Will Help You Save Money in Microtransactions
1	1 Vote	Dale Earnhardt Jr. s Mom Is Pretty Damn Terrifying
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Older Men Like Her Son Is So Metal