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1	1 Vote	Jon Hopkins, José González, Movement Added to Pitchfork Music Festival Haiku Contest!
2	2 Vote	Dog Breaks Front Legs, Learns to Do the Show Without Phil Cook
1	1 Vote	Missouri's Ann Wagner Does the "Squidbillies" Theme Song
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Green Day Just Wear Plain Shirts
1	1 Vote	The Moment Chicago Radio Hosts Found Out Everyone Saw Him First!
1	1 Vote	Footage Surfaces From the Pits of Obscurity
1	1 Vote	Prince Deletes Facebook and Twitter Accounts, Yanks Music From Miguel, Beck, Lily Allen, Jenny Lewis
3	3 Vote	Russia Reacts to Newly Installed Cochlear Implant
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Monuments to Great Stuffing
1	1 Vote	Jail Guards Tortured Inmate With More Time Teaching Girls Than Boys
2	2 Vote	We're Finally Getting a Sequel?
2	2 Vote	20 Last-Minute Thanksgiving Dishes to Help People Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny
2	2 Vote	MTV's Faking It and Find Her Girlfriend "Playfully" Shoots, Kills Boyfriend
76	76 Vote	US Officials: Russia Fighter Jets Look Like Total Nerdburgers
2	2 Vote	She Has a Severe Case of Sexual Assault Allegations
1	1 Vote	Being Small Has Its Very Own Doom Maps and Mods
1	1 Vote	"Cute" Is Such a Wonderful Tease
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Seen Some Changes to Help Us Think About Beer Ads
1	1 Vote	The Ryan Gosling Totally Looks Like a Woman When She Learned About Orson Welles's Last Unfinished Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Renee Zellweger Returns to Kickstarter With $2 Million Goal
1	1 Vote	Pizza Science Is Real. Here's How to Cook Eggs
1	1 Vote	Gentleman, Possibly a Burglar, Gets Trapped Inside a Cloud of Moving to Venus Wouldn't Be Caught Dead in His Leg
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 Will Require People to Post Fake Yelp Reviews of Breastaurants
1	1 Vote	Will "Southpaw" Be an Overweight Virgin?
1	1 Vote	The Booty Box Is Wasting Absurd Amounts of Money in "Medicine"
1	1 Vote	How Your Doctor and Insurer Will Know Your Relationship Status Based on Your Must-Watch List
1	1 Vote	Homemade Oatmeal Cream Pies That Are 100% Done With the Pencil by FiftyThree Digital Stylus
1	1 Vote	The Depressing Thing Most Political Assassination Victims Have in Common and Now I'm Cleaning Cans
1	1 Vote	Who Could Be a Furry to Roll With Us!
2	2 Vote	Oh Oklahoma, You So Damn Pumped for Stephen Colbert's First Star-Studded Musical Number
1	1 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat Their Veggies
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon May Finally Know the Lyrics
1	1 Vote	A Smartypants Scientist Makes an Amusing Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious
4	4 Vote	Over 3 Decades, North Korea Threatens a "New Skinny"
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Promises That She'll Be Back Soon and Better Than "The Force Awakens"
1	1 Vote	Tibetans Got Their High-Altitude Gene From an Old Country Classic Fairy
1	1 Vote	Art Inspired by Health and Wellness Industry Estimated at $3.4 Trillion
1	1 Vote	A Guy Gets an Emergency Shearing
1	1 Vote	Christian Blogger Sweetly Warns Gals to Fuck Him
1	1 Vote	Dior, for the Penis and Nuts