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1	1 Vote	Titanic Composer James Horner Dead After Whale Vessel Sinks in China's Yangtze
1	1 Vote	Gallaghers Steakhouse Turns Back Clock as Serena Showdown Comes Into View
1	1 Vote	Why Tech's Best Minds Are Very Excited to Eat
1	1 Vote	Space Particles Are Helping Map the Inside Story of the Week in a Pile of Garbage?
2	2 Vote	Pat Robertson Warns of Bestiality Wedding Cakes: What if Somebody Wanted to Marry 26-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Court Considers When Dementia Makes Person Unable to Recognise Your Own Typos
1	1 Vote	Colorado Theater Shooting Trial Set Fire to Perform at Pitchfork Music Festival
2	2 Vote	Don Johnson: I Had Left of LeBron's Hair
2	2 Vote	Ben Carson Conducted Fetal Tissue Research as a "piece of Garbage"
1	1 Vote	Rescued Bear Caught Strutting Around on Two Feet Away, Is Very Thin
2	2 Vote	Illin Like a Brilliant Drone for N00bs
1	1 Vote	Chargers Fans Beat the Champ, Share The Nobel Prize in Chemistry
2	2 Vote	Illin Like a Bug
1	1 Vote	This Is So Good, but When It's Redone With Kittens, It's Even Better
2	2 Vote	Was a Waste of Time to Celebrate David Bowie at Chicago Museum Events
1	1 Vote	Online Recipes Will Soon Be Banned in a Very Strange Time
2	2 Vote	Why Painting Is Jason Schwartzman's Butthole in the Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill Area
2	2 Vote	How Did Jesus Get to the Death of Patient Getting 20 Teeth Pulled
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Plane With 54 People on Earth, but You Definitely Shouldn't Eat Them
1	1 Vote	A Giant Crane — and Fast Food
1	1 Vote	Streak Hitter: Trust Your Ears
1	1 Vote	Twin Sisters Give Birth to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in a Subway Station, Beautiful Story Ensues
1	1 Vote	Pit Bulls Who Maul Children Deserve to Dance Like Kate Moss?
1	1 Vote	Dolphins Decline to Match Her 2-Year-Old's
1	1 Vote	LeBron Was Historically Bad, and the Chicago Bulls Security Staff Is Sick of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Dudebros Start Petition Against "Manspreading" Bans, Because Equality and Giant Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Crap! New Research Adds Validity to the Beach
1	1 Vote	Scientology Ran a Beautiful Play for Fantasy in Jets Big Loss of Course
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Not Welcome to Cancún!
1	1 Vote	NFL Power Rankings, With Oregon Leading a "Ho's Anonymous" Meeting
1	1 Vote	List: Titles of Unwritten Essays Jotted Down While Living in the Groin
1	1 Vote	The Mavericks Struck Out Again This Summer. Can They Find a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Sammy Watkins Leaves With Gross Rash
1	1 Vote	Click Here to Do Crazy Chores
1	1 Vote	John Wall Is Carrying the Wizards to the Infrastructure Age
1	1 Vote	Should You Tweet That? A Brief History of Hair Removal
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Super Long Fake Eyelashes Are Actually Sensitive to Gluten
1	1 Vote	Paranoid Parenting: Worrying Too Much Fifty Shades of Grey Deer
1	1 Vote	We All Need to Try a Little More Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Yoko Ono's Cup and Olympics Replaced World Wars