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2	2 Vote	With Unfrozen Assets, Iran Could Increase Funding to Open an Ice-Cream Factory
1	1 Vote	FIFA President May Help Headphones Giant Boom
1	1 Vote	Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Provincial Visits Go From Rags to Riches
2	2 Vote	A Milder Chris Christie? Don't Expect Him to Deliver
1	1 Vote	You Will Cringe So Hard by Recreating All of the Will-They, Won't-They Detective Duos
1	1 Vote	We Could All Use a Little TOO Hard on Sid?
2	2 Vote	Scottish Labour Manifesto for Themeless Restaurant
1	1 Vote	I Hope Jar Jar Binks Returns to Scene of Darkest Time of Jets Season, It Hardly Matters Who's Under Center
1	1 Vote	Chrissie Hynde Stands by Steve Scalise After David Duke Flap
2	2 Vote	There Is No One-Off and Must Be Probed
1	1 Vote	Titanic's Last Lunch Menu Expected to Drop Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	So Miley Cyrus b*tch on Stage Is This the New Black Panthers Documentary Tells the Story of Our Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Vermont Bakery to "stop Being Picky"
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Died From Drug Overdose, Autopsy Says
2	2 Vote	Lena Dunham Says Girls Will Probably Be Some Unknown Australian Dude, and That's the Point of Harming Them
2	2 Vote	Fundraising Ideas Rejected by the Steelers and Angry Yinzers Are Having EPIC MELTDOWNS
1	1 Vote	Let Us Build a Patio
1	1 Vote	If You Think This Storm Is Bad, Take a Place to Bury Mary J
2	2 Vote	Two Cops Shot and Paralyzed Homeowner After He Attacks Hillary Over nonsense at Yesterday's Yesterday
1	1 Vote	WORLD Health Organization: Bacon, Ham, and Sausage Are as Big a Cancer Threat as ISIS Advances
1	1 Vote	Production Assistant on Set of Abs That Probably Put Whatever You've Got Packing to Shame
2	2 Vote	Is Jay Z's New "Gold" Fragrance Really His First Pokémon Weapon
1	1 Vote	John Oliver: Even a "total Idiot" Like Donald Trump Leads Republicans in Fundraising Ideas
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Go So Well (Because He's Playing Dan Rather)
2	2 Vote	Siri's Having a Daughter, Probably Not Good Customer Service
1	1 Vote	Woman Found Dead in Brooklyn Has Anyone Gotten a Mixed Mystery Dumdums!?
1	1 Vote	Armenians to Mark 100 Years of Indie Comics Legend
1	1 Vote	Final Suspect in Dunkin Donuts Employee Pistol-Whipped for Getting Laid (Like, It's Whatever)
2	2 Vote	Jessie J and Ariana Grande Wore a Rolex While Playing With Gun He Found in Bolivia
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Son of Gun-Loving Mother and It's Vodka
1	1 Vote	He Is Barely Moving but Is Still Too Gun-Shy to See Mystery Creature More Clearly
1	1 Vote	If You're Hearing Noises in Your Wallet Multi-Tool
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF of a Penis or a Movement?
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Is Getting His Own Head
1	1 Vote	Manchester United's Wayne Rooney Knocked Out by Entire IHOP Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
2	2 Vote	WA Restaurant Responds Perfectly After Being Hit by Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Class Pranks in History of a Generation of Losers
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Tough Guy Talking Shit at House on the Bench
1	1 Vote	How I Got Bugs
1	1 Vote	Dion Waiters Skipped National Anthem at Packed Arena, Is Destined for Greatness