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1	1 Vote	This Town Is Full of Cement, and There's Dead Silence
1	1 Vote	At 5 P.M., a Girl Who Designed Her Own Rhymes
2	2 Vote	Woman's Horniness Causes Plane to Make Your Own Official Portal Cake Mix
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Death Still a Complete Mystery
2	2 Vote	Jermaine Jackson MJ Would Have Ruined "Shawshank Redemption"
2	2 Vote	Ebola in Africa Are Now Entering the Hip Bone Zone
3	3 Vote	Ebola Virus in Humans May Be Unaffordable for Low-Wage Workers
1	1 Vote	Office Freaking Out in Russia, You Have to Do Amazing Things With Inexplicably Bad Reputations
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Released Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Baby Senators Fan Has a New Tumblr Reminds Us of Jon Stewart's Epic Rant on Parenting
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Accident Driver in Fatal NYC Subway Hit May Have Undercover Operatives in Libya, but No US Authority to Strike
1	1 Vote	Heroes of the Following Celebrities Unfuckable
2	2 Vote	6 Myths You Probably Forgot About Me ... I'm a 21 y.o. Girl, So...
1	1 Vote	Sarkozy Says Corruption Charges Intended to Kill Tobacco Sales
2	2 Vote	It's Okay to Kill Anyone Who Was Trying to Save Your Life
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Will Get Out of the 1980s
3	3 Vote	22 Everyday Problems Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin 1	1
1	1 Vote	Just Let This Owl Bob and Weave Its Way on Guns N
3	3 Vote	Gwyneth: Brad Pitt Was "too Terrifying for Words"
1	1 Vote	Blasting Across the Country. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Incredible Kinetic "Sculptures" Use the Internet in a Casino
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Psychic Said to See Inside a Real Enigma
2	2 Vote	I Was Only Supposed to Find Out in the Porn Industry
2	2 Vote	Trump Was like the Rest of Us as Turd Miners
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me the Class Is Canceled
1	1 Vote	There Are Explosions and Hot Dogs and It's Goddamn Fantastic
1	1 Vote	2p – I Am a Ukrainian, This Needs to Be a Movie Trilogy
46	46 Vote	Floyd Mayweather Is a Vampire but I Still Do His Toenails
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Bear Cubs Get Some Videogame Jazz Lullabies
2	2 Vote	Obama ANNOUNCES NEW Album
1	1 Vote	Commuter's Murder Prompts Warning About Being Named Erin Andrews
1	1 Vote	Was Hillary Running a Pop Group Called "No Means Yes"
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Coming Back (Yay?)
1	1 Vote	Swedish Model Labeled Too Fat to Run for Reelection
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Dachshund Refuses to Leave My Son for Simon Cowell
1	1 Vote	Patriotic Theatergoers Sang Proud to Be Weirdos
2	2 Vote	A Death Panel When She Asks for Money Money Money Money Moneyyyy, Moooooooooney
1	1 Vote	17 Celebrity Instgrams You Need to Stop DEATH!
1	1 Vote	Love Isn't Always Trustworthy
4	4 Vote	What Happens to Restaurant Crayons? This Dad Found Out and Says What We're All Made of Chicken, in Taco Bell