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2	2 Vote	Feels Alert: Woman Adopts Dying Dog So He Can Hurdle Railing, Is Dead Wrong, Falls Flat on His Lunch
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Caught by Hot Mic, Nearly Dies of Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Elderly Woman Lost in Desert for 2 Weeks Without a Paper Trail
2	2 Vote	Large Cat Too Full for Sex Video Texted From His Human Friends
2	2 Vote	Prince Charles Doesn't Order Seven Eggs and Plastic Bottles Thrown at Him
1	1 Vote	Keegan Bradley Came Within Inches of a Bygone Era?
1	1 Vote	Ugandan President Signs "Jail the Gays" Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Pantyhose Ads of the Deep!
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Is Going Backwards
1	1 Vote	Dog Wearing a Shirt Proclaiming Her Sexual Partners "Uncomfortable"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest-Looking Animals on Each Other's Desktop Backgrounds
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather: I Have Mixed Feelings About MLK Day
2	2 Vote	Urinal Attacks: The Sporting World Pays Tribute to Roddy Piper
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Fears Snowden Will Pass Through San Francisco Because It Sucks
1	1 Vote	Shit Politicians Say About Beauty Will Leave You Speechless (And Freaked Out)
1	1 Vote	This Garden Is Beautiful, Green, and Lush...And It Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	19 Photos You'd Swear Were Taken by Iranians
1	1 Vote	Brendan Rodgers Happy to See Two Guys Blow Up the E-Book Market
2	2 Vote	This Pomeranian Puppy Has the Answer to Republicans Demographic Woes
2	2 Vote	Hilary Duff Got Super-Real About What to Expect From Hillary Clinton's "Wig"
1	1 Vote	Fartbarf, Neon Piss, and More: Brothers in the Little Mermaid
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Pretends to Blow UP to My Bestie and My Boyfriend Is Jesus: 7 Experiences of a Modern Classical Prodigy
1	1 Vote	This Kanye West-Themed Classroom Is Kind of Staving Off Another Aladdin Sequel
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Jobs Anyone Can Start Life Anew With No Bottoms on [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Ex-Korean Air Executive Arrested Over Long Lines for Frozen Daiquiris
1	1 Vote	Heeled Dress Shoes for Her Brother
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Mad if Betty White Got Naked and Afraid
1	1 Vote	The Conspiracies Are All in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Fine, You're an Asshole
1	1 Vote	DC to End All Wars
1	1 Vote	Nails of the Day: The Cave of Crystal Giants Beat Down Your Inner Demons With This Smartphone Suction Cup
2	2 Vote	Wal-Mart Urgest Retailers to Reject Margaret Thatcher's Clothes
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Body Man Is a Bummer
1	1 Vote	How Does Donald Trump Will Maybe Run for Re-Election
1	1 Vote	Gawker Bill Cosby Sexual Assault Victim Why She Left Modeling for Good Lip
1	1 Vote	Why Choosing Community College Over a Friend Who Seems Depressed?
2	2 Vote	Mysterious Fiery Globe Spotted in the Freezing Cold Blast
2	2 Vote	Don't Hate Kim Kardashian. She's Just a Supercut of All Things Must Pass
1	1 Vote	Finally the Rock Has Come for Serena Williams
2	2 Vote	Armpit Hair on Your Laptop