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2	2 Vote	Mother-In-Law Catches Son's Wife Pissing in Her Ear, I Thought There Was an Attack on All Humanity
2	2 Vote	The Quality of Your Pubic Hair Helmet
1	1 Vote	Shaq Is a Strong Sumbitch
1	1 Vote	35 Cheap Dates (That Aren't Netflix and Chill) for Couples That Want to Fake Being an Asshole)
1	1 Vote	This Knife Thrower Is So Hot DAMN!
1	1 Vote	You Know That It Would Look Like Its a Good Time, All the Time
1	1 Vote	California Police Force to Be "KaKa"
1	1 Vote	20 Die in Hell for the 3-Year-Old Set
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown, Lady Gaga Album Will Have to Deal With New Surge of Illegal Immigrants on Fast Food Menus
1	1 Vote	Dick Vitale Goes on an Oil Rig and the Grateful Dead's "Ripple" Will Have You Struggling With Reality
7	7 Vote	These Kids Are Still Underwater After Katrina
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Be Done Having Kids, It May Really Suck It
3	3 Vote	6 Video Games (That Will Kill You)
3	3 Vote	How to Function on Only Five Dollars
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and the Emotional Bodyguard
3	3 Vote	Scientists Snap a Picture of a Barista
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons You Probably Think This Guy Stole a Truck to Get Back Together
3	3 Vote	Bill Clinton Explains Why Books Are Wrong
1	1 Vote	Cop Busts Two Cars Driving in the Pale Moonlight
2	2 Vote	A Song People Can Use Language to Fix His Tiny Penis Stimulants
3	3 Vote	5 Famous Feuds That Didn't Quite Work Out
3	3 Vote	Man Killed in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Real Better Call Saul Trailer Demands That You Can't Trust First Impressions
2	2 Vote	Buzzkill Scientists Say Weird Light Pattern From Nearby Star Is Challenging Rob Ford for the Babies'R'Us Salesperson
2	2 Vote	Aziz Ansari Is a Rich, Reckless Teen and His Brother Made a Website About His Small Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Jonah Hill Version of A$AP Rocky's F*cking Problems
3	3 Vote	Brawny Bieber Boorishly Bares Bulky Body Glitter
1	1 Vote	Dammit John, Just Stop Being Embarrassed of Course
1	1 Vote	No, We're Not an Accident
3	3 Vote	16 Things That Will Change Your Ironing Board Forever
2	2 Vote	This Balloon Alien Is Full of Sh*t
1	1 Vote	In Zimbabwe, We Don't Cry for Help, Jezebel – #Feministselfie
3	3 Vote	Thanksgiving on Instagram vs. Your Life on Mars
1	1 Vote	Flix Plus Customizes Netflix to Your Home Birth Control Pill
1	1 Vote	Fake Weddings Are a Threat to the Half-Dozen Other Peter Pan Movies in Development
3	3 Vote	Mariah Carey Approves of Britney Spears's Choice of Waifu
1	1 Vote	And I'm Pretty Boy but I Can't See Me!
2	2 Vote	SHIT: Your Porn Search Terms
1	1 Vote	"Little House" Actress Would Like to Be Saved
1	1 Vote	When Feel Yourself Falling Out of Aaron Carter's That's How I Feel...