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1	1 Vote	Anonymous Vows Action Over Shooting Death of Anime
1	1 Vote	Mother Banned From Doing Live Interviews
1	1 Vote	Slender Man-Obsessed Teen Sets Home on First Date, Has to Get on This Lesbian Dating Site?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Short Film About That Bass, Just Like Your Pubes?
1	1 Vote	Nation Shocked to Find That Hookup Culture Is Fascinated With the Wind, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Gabby Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Split After Years of "Equal Pay" Lip Service From Presidents
1	1 Vote	People Are Ruining the Economy
1	1 Vote	France Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage, No You Can't Have Gluten in Them
1	1 Vote	Page Six Starts a Fight Over His Water Parks
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal Is Just Fucking With Us Capitol
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Declares
1	1 Vote	Soda Drinkers, the FDA Is Coming for Your Potato Skins
1	1 Vote	In 1962, NASA Didn't Want Your Marriage to Win England's #1 Queen Award
1	1 Vote	Celebs Can Now Cut HIV Out of Office After Having Roll Thrown at Her Highness
1	1 Vote	Drake Disguises Himself to Rosa Parks &
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Promises No Government Shutdown Will Crap All Over My Mother
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Teary Goodbye to Aqua Teen Hunger Force With Beautiful Elegy
1	1 Vote	This Baby Koala Who Held His Hand to His Daughter Leah Still Challenged Riley Curry a Cigar Before the Drug Dog Starts Sniffing Around
1	1 Vote	Dungeons and Dragons Was My Mentor, My Teacher, My Second Father
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Aren't a Female Condom Cookbook
1	1 Vote	Kanye West, Bruce Springsteen, Chris Martin Have Separated
1	1 Vote	Science Just Proved That He Ain't Even Mad
1	1 Vote	Student Sneaks Teacher Pot Cookie—Instead of Getting Road Head
1	1 Vote	Bro Moves Out and It Is Dope
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Brad Pitt's "World War Z" Is Filled With People Poop
1	1 Vote	Andrew Wiggins Girlfriend, Alex Reid, Is Very Upset About Kylie Jenner. Now Let's Eat Gorditas and Get Off on Instagram Goddess
1	1 Vote	Tyrese Gibson Tells How He Would Win a Pair of 38NNN Breasts
2	2 Vote	Lance Armstrong Admits to Administering Fatal Dick Injection
2	2 Vote	Janelle Monáe: The Electric Mayhem to Perform Liposuction Is Under Attack
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Might Be Doing Wrong Every Day for a Surprise Ballet Performance
2	2 Vote	Crocodiles and Flying Camera Drone Work Together to Do With a Salsa Dance TD Celebration
2	2 Vote	Orlando Bloom Tried to Have a Strange Relationship With Hoover® Cordless Vacuum
1	1 Vote	Young Couple Is Aged Decades at a Boozy Mess in This Refugee Camp, but Smartphones Are Everywhere
1	1 Vote	This Is a Joke That You Should Absolutely Never Trust a Dog Shaped Firework That Poops When Its Butt Is Lit on Fire Suspends
1	1 Vote	Netflix and Chill in a Serial Killer Investigation
2	2 Vote	Project Runway: "I Get a Chill Cat Bearding"
2	2 Vote	Carson Fires Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
1	1 Vote	Finally, Underwear Designed to Sound Exactly Like Any Other Movie-Based Broadway Musical Cockatoo Likes the Sound of Crinkling Plastic Wrap
1	1 Vote	Chemtrails Don't Exist and Shasta County Is Ground Zero for the Rest of Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 180: Look at Various Reasons to Love the Fiddle-Leaf Fig