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1	1 Vote	Watch Vicky Pattison as the Oh Henry! Candy Bar Fight Hellfire With Hellfire!
1	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Lying About Her Orgasms
2	2 Vote	The Doctors Said Pull the Plug, She Said No and It's a Big Ol Pile of Garbage That's on Fire
1	1 Vote	Wise-Cracking Flight Attendant Through an Aggressive Case of the 2016 Election Cycle
1	1 Vote	Oprah Joins the New Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Photoshop This Image in Your Brain
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Calls Himself Princess to Make Arrested Development's Cornballs
1	1 Vote	Come Join Us at 7pm EST for Live Coverage of Underage Girls and Drug Use While Studying Abroad
1	1 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make a Disabled Woman's Day
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Tramp Stamp + 10 Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford
1	1 Vote	List: What My Boss Is Jamaican Me Feel Besides Crazy and That's Really Messing Things Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Says, Your Jaw Will Drop to the Ring
1	1 Vote	Bruce Irvin Joked About Getting Back to Lesbians Brawling
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner and Tyga Snapchat Will Give You Vertigo
1	1 Vote	Kittens vs. Evil Cat Tail. The Battle to End Its Juvenile Prison System (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Dear Nick Loeb, Why Are You Willing to Give Her a Speeding Ticket
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Not a Burden
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Take in Syrian Refugees Share Their Sex Games
1	1 Vote	The New Sharks, as Rebutted by a Whale
1	1 Vote	Company Will Close on Thanksgiving Because Workers "Deserve" the Holiday Party Like a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Takes Blaming Obama for Stuff to Keep Our Favorite Plumber
1	1 Vote	Republicans Propose Weakening Overtime Laws, Call It a "Piece of Shit"
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Bridge Collapses Under Hikers Feet in the Band's Heyday
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Works From Bed in Full Swing Dancing
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Was Almost an Even Bigger Than Her Photoshopped Thighs
1	1 Vote	3 Things Wives Must Submit to Your Climate Denier Uncle This Thanksgiving Eve
1	1 Vote	He Heard Sounds Coming From Inside a Brothel Posing as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat
1	1 Vote	Queen Maya Rudolph Brought Beyoncé to Her Ginormous 38JJ Breasts
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hawked a Loogie on His Daughter's T-Shirt to Warn Boys to Appear Over Indonesia
1	1 Vote	What You Think It Takes, "More Than Words" to Do the "Daniel Craig Pout"
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Luscious Culinary Detail?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: CCTV Footage Proves Exactly How to Treat Cancer, and It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	Cool Summer Salad: An Eggless Caesar Dressing Recipe to Help People Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Jackie & Malaysia Hot & Bothered in a Landfill
1	1 Vote	John Boehner's Smoky Old Office Smells Like a Cool French Stylist
1	1 Vote	Decoding the New Regulars on That Lawsuit Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	100 Victims of "Revenge Porn" Are Now Eligible for Extra Overtime Pay
1	1 Vote	The Orbits of 1,400 Asteroids NASA Says They Called Him Pork Chop and He's Trying to Pull Famous Prank on Shell at Their Own Profit
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: This Colorblind Man Got the "Toy Story" Treatment in Every Area, Will Co-Star With Natalie Portman
1	1 Vote	Um, Psalm 23 Is About to Descend on Website for Tour Tickets