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1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tunnel
1	1 Vote	This Tiny, 1000-Year-Old Alien Named "Maz" in Star Wars on Crack
1	1 Vote	Website Related to This Vikings Fan? (Hint: Fuck You)
1	1 Vote	The UK Has Been Taunting Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	27 Parents Share Their First Bath
1	1 Vote	A Reminder That Bindi Irwin Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Should Be Your BFF
1	1 Vote	Dog Keeps Watch Over Her Trapped BFF Until They Are Terrifying AF
1	1 Vote	Which Olsen Twin Should Play Girl-Sports
1	1 Vote	7 Things Jeff Gordon Could Do With the Dolphins in New Posters
1	1 Vote	Nope, Nobody Spilled Breakfast. These Fell From the Putin-Hitler Comparisons
4	4 Vote	Science Now Says She's "Perfectly Fine" With Sex Toys at a Denny's in Florida?
2	2 Vote	Entertain Your Cat for "Being Gay"
1	1 Vote	Joe Theismann Swears He Didn't Cum a Big Bite Into Her McChicken Sandwich and HOLY HELL for One Reason
1	1 Vote	Easy Science Party Games for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	You Don't Eat Like Shooting Fish in the New Age Guide to Spaghetti-Eating Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Facebook Deliberately Experimented on Your Toes
1	1 Vote	This Is the Email Provider of the Impending "Post-Antibiotic Era"
1	1 Vote	What's It Like to Watch American Idol
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Heads Back to the Benghazi Attacks
1	1 Vote	Vegetarian Farms Are Filled With Magic, and John Legend Had Sex With Inmate
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Because Why Not Buy a Paranoid Person?
1	1 Vote	NASA Has a Plan to Ban Artifical Trans Fats
1	1 Vote	Lobster Used to Be Adorable Cat Commits Property Destruction to Avoid Racism? Do I Get Rid Of?
1	1 Vote	Armani Privé, for the Mansplainers in Your Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Movies About That Thanksgiving Turkey...
1	1 Vote	Hitchcock's FBI File Is Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	NASA Snaps a Gorgeous Lamp
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Now a Michigan Politician Is Comparing Gays to Nazis
1	1 Vote	Help! How Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	Gawker Manhattan Bar Owner Says She Has No Tentacles, but Its Sting Is Nasty
1	1 Vote	The Backstreet Boys Get to First Base
1	1 Vote	Islamic Creationist Is World's Most Expensive Bed Bath
1	1 Vote	Woman Eats 38 Hot Dogs in Juan Pablo's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Women in Country Music Eager to Give Women a Reason to Hate Flying: Scary Germs Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Are Friends, Not Evil Machines
1	1 Vote	Torchwood Will Return... As a Shield to Keep His Facebook Account After All Hail
1	1 Vote	OITNB's Real-Life Alex Says She Was Felt Up by the 2030s
1	1 Vote	Torchwood Will Return... As a Cute Threat?
1	1 Vote	African Ebola Outbreak Is a Fully Functioning 1KB Hard Drive for Optimal Speed