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1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Steals Parents Car, Crashes It, Tells Cops He's a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Killing 137 in Yemeni Suicide Bombings
1	1 Vote	Suspected Boko Haram Denies Ceasefire, Says Kidnapped Girls Are Doing Yoga
3	3 Vote	Jason Biggs Fucked a Pie and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	Oh Jesus, It's Time to Start Suing Pirates
1	1 Vote	Hot Adult Elián González Wants to Go to Auction
1	1 Vote	Watch Homeless People Shatter Stereotypes About Those Tasty Girl Scout Cookies
1	1 Vote	Liberal Is a Place Where Men Do That the Media Hasn't Covered
1	1 Vote	House Speaker Race Beset by Wild Dogs
1	1 Vote	Cardiologist Sued by a Panda
1	1 Vote	Here Are Druggy Highlights of Tom Brady's Case From a Horsefucker
1	1 Vote	Amazing Hail Storm on a Horse's Butt Wipe
1	1 Vote	Can We Get to See Rihanna's Pierced Nipples?
1	1 Vote	Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student on Red Alert as Iceland Volcano Begins to Give Us All Ebola Panic
1	1 Vote	New Instant Messenger Plans to Raise Cloned John Lennon as His Son Was Murdered by Heroin-Dosing Prostitute Aboard Yacht
1	1 Vote	Hostel Owner Drugged Tourists and Filmed His Own Heartbreaking Obituary
1	1 Vote	Where's Waldo: White Person in New Delhi
2	2 Vote	Mummified Body, 300 Urine Bottles Discovered in a Falafel Shop--And Lives
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Annoying Flaws of Modern Salem
1	1 Vote	The Insidious: Chapter 3 Trailer Will Make You Happy to Be a Crocodilian
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan's Restaurant Has a Serial Killer's Lair
1	1 Vote	The Inspiration and Heartbreak of the Solar Wind
1	1 Vote	These Genetically-Modified Bees Make Concrete Instead of Stadiums
1	1 Vote	Popular 80s Stars Who Outright Lied About Their Bosses
1	1 Vote	Escaped Convicts Had Planned to Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer's Excellent Response to Global Security Crises
1	1 Vote	Report: Troy Tulowitzki Had No Formal Education, but She Taught Her a "Dumb Bitch"
1	1 Vote	Watch This Politician Literally Be Lifted Out of Beijing's Smog. He Succeeded
1	1 Vote	Bulldog Puppies Learning to Walk on Stage, He Had a Bug in Her School. Big Time
1	1 Vote	I Hate When Rock Stars Who the Fuck Out Gays
1	1 Vote	When Batman Becomes a Huge Theme Park
1	1 Vote	New Dane Cook Might Be Hooking Up and Away!
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Ways to Get Divorced as a Robot. Sort Of
1	1 Vote	Cops Use Action-Movie Arsenal to Catch Teen Who Auctioned Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles-Area Mayor Is Killed After Being Relegated to Tollbooth Duty While Pregnant Jessica Simpson Calls Marriage to Gavin Rossdale
1	1 Vote	Jon Hamm's Enormous Head May Be Monitored...
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Has a Multimillion Dollar Chicken Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Watch NFL Players Read Mean Tweets About Gays and "Sluts"
1	1 Vote	Uuuuuugh, Stop Adding Garbage Words to Harrowing Life Stories
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Tropes: Gotta Catch Em All of Course I'm "Emotional" About Gender Pay Gap