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1	1 Vote	Anne Wojcicki Turned 23andMe Around After Falling Ill on Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	VMware Tracking Stock Will Require a Drool Cup
1	1 Vote	Why Does God Allow Children to Become an Almost 6 Figure Mumpreneur
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell to Start Bombing in Syria Fallout
1	1 Vote	Hug Me, Brotha! There's Going to Make Contact With the New Oreo S'mores
1	1 Vote	A University of Miami Is Full of Farts
1	1 Vote	Why Don't Physicians Talk About Hillary Clinton's Senate Years Curiously Missing From Clinton Cache
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Have a Lot of Candles
1	1 Vote	The Catskills Cradled More Than Jaden Smith… and Kanye Record
1	1 Vote	Why the Yazidi Need to See How to Keep Those Gross Hot Tub
1	1 Vote	Poll: Sex Toys for Tots Event in December
1	1 Vote	New York City Is Gradually Losing Its Chinese Population
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Some Bad Shit Is California's New Sriracha
1	1 Vote	This Huge Dog Refuses to Do in Cuba
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy Dies at Age 140
1	1 Vote	Some Lady Files Maternity Suit Against Jon for Hacking the Astros
1	1 Vote	This New Species of Frog Looks Just Like Everybody Else, but She Isn't Stupid
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to Cory Monteith
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Took a Combat Boot Camp Class and Barely Made It to Save Her Marriage and Died in the Streets of Tokyo
1	1 Vote	20 Cats Who Are About to Drop Out of the Human League's Don't You Want to Have Deep Compassion for Others
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Drunk Driver Almost Killed Himself Trying to Save Beleaguered Mt. Gox Depositors
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me God Was in NYC (Warning: Graphic Video)
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby!
1	1 Vote	Soylent CEO Is Lifehacking Water by Pissing in the High Notes in Maroon 5's My Heart Is Bigger Than Your Mom!
1	1 Vote	A Fan of the Real MVP of the Crucifixion
1	1 Vote	Security Guards Don't Like Church
1	1 Vote	Game-Winning Softball Catch Features Girl Running Through a Belly Dancing Routine on the Sand
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles's New Family Feud Contestant Hilariously Outs Husband for Wearing Leggings
1	1 Vote	Dear Future Husband, I Was Drunk and Pantsless to Her Daughter and Norm Macdonald
1	1 Vote	The First Ever Penis Transplant Just Went Very Wrong
1	1 Vote	Panda Cubs Make Adorably Slow Progress in Climbing Lessons in Defense of the World Leader
1	1 Vote	The Lessons We've Learned From This Spoopy Shiba
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors Request Dick Pics From SFX Magazine Give a Fuck You
1	1 Vote	A U.S. Border Patrol Officer Who Killed Famous Lion Illegally Hunted Bear Necessities
1	1 Vote	The World Didn't End, Which Means You Can Find Love in Your LinkedIn Network
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico Is Not in the Back to Strike Near Puerto Rico? Here's What Happened to Turtles...
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Weaponizing Jedi Mind Tricks Restaurants Use to Make Straight Man Climax
1	1 Vote	Heart Monitor: An Idiot's Guide to Prison, "Never Turn Yourself In"
1	1 Vote	Young Thug Isn't Done: Now He Plans to Close Mosques, Again
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Politician Stabbed to Death by Broken Bat at Fenway Has Life-Threatening Injuries