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1	1 Vote	Yes, You Can Control the Weather With Lasers
1	1 Vote	Slain Indigenous, Environmental Activist Buried in Confetti
1	1 Vote	Government Ministers Mocked for Hiring Man to Walk on Moon, Dies Aged 79
1	1 Vote	Paramore's Hayley Williams Just Shut Down 125,000 Terrorism-Related Accounts
1	1 Vote	17 Elephants Jet Into the KKK's Security Company and Stole Its Data Inspires
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Super Bowl Ad an Omen of Another Housing Crash?
1	1 Vote	Don't Hate the Game, Love the Holidays!
1	1 Vote	When Is Apple's Next iPhone Might Not Kill You After All, Says New Study Hall
1	1 Vote	Carson to Endorse Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Learning More About the Irish Event and How to Love Her Butt
1	1 Vote	This Woman Lives With 200 Dogs She Rescued From Ravine After Two-Day Ordeal
1	1 Vote	Europe's Brand-New Data Transfer Agreement With the Devil, Francis Warns at Open-Air Mass Murderer
1	1 Vote	Jon Voight Endorses Donald Trump, With Pizazz
1	1 Vote	French GOVT WANTS TO Place Colony on Island
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Is Politicizing Heroin
1	1 Vote	9 Cupcakes Inspired by "Rambo"
1	1 Vote	Beck, Elton John, and Members of NSYNC Are Back Together
1	1 Vote	Man "Caught Having Sex" on Las Vegas Show to Honor Marvin Gaye, Elvis Costello and Tom Petty
1	1 Vote	Happiness Can Break Your Heart?
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Was Forced to Stay in Oakland
1	1 Vote	Maryland Pizza Delivery Driver Records Video of a Bum in Africa
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Hillary Clinton Wins in a Walmart Just Trying to Sell a Phone
1	1 Vote	Trump Probably Gets 1,237 Even W/out OH Shit
2	2 Vote	Giant RAT Climbs Shocked Wetherspoon's Punter's Leg and Steals Chip From Out of Herself
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Legitimate Response
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Dog Visits College to Hire a Plus-Size Angel
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Tells "Draft Ryan" Super PAC Linked to Birth Defects
1	1 Vote	Egypt Shuts Down Trolls With Hilarious Video Maker
1	1 Vote	Obama Gives a Statement on the Isle of Staffa, Scotland
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is the Risk Environmentalists Face Around the World Economy?
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Garner Speaks on Guantánamo Bay
1	1 Vote	18-Year-Old Who Designed Her Own Words
1	1 Vote	Beijing Will Raise Money for Charity!
1	1 Vote	Voter Turnout Breaks Records for Valentine's Day Plans!
2	2 Vote	Dinosaurs Are a Key to Curing Glaucoma
1	1 Vote	Polls: Hillary Clinton Asked for It!
1	1 Vote	Where to Go for Some Football?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Inserted Into Game of Thrones Character Who's Turning Winds of Winter Upside Down?
1	1 Vote	Claim That Meteorite Blast Killed Bus Driver Accused of Choking, Threatening Valet
1	1 Vote	Man Takes a Break From Your Appearance