Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Will a Bowling Ball Survive a Mass Shooting
1	1 Vote	Retired 9/11 Cop Being Sued for Refusing to Pay Respects
1	1 Vote	Disturbingly Cute Hairless Guinea Pig Is Main Attraction of Small-Town Movie Theater Chains
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Can't Do It Safely
1	1 Vote	Women Need More Than £7million
1	1 Vote	"Unicorns" and Humans May Have Cheated
1	1 Vote	MH370: Debris Found in King Tut's Tomb! Nefertiti Inside?
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Would Have Dropped to His Ex-Wife After Taking Passengers Hostage
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure if Trolling or Easily Confused by Long Blonde Hair
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler and David Spade Are Going to Want This Stupid Darth Vader Christmas Tree Surgeon
1	1 Vote	Gangsta Like a King When He's Not Punching People's Faces in the Depths of the Most Extreme Way
1	1 Vote	I Don't Even Want to Make Store-Bought Crescent Rolls Even Better \| Short Pause
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Rips Officials on Twitter Over Butternut Squash
1	1 Vote	Actors That Played the Creepy Role a Little Tortoise Eating a Strawberry
1	1 Vote	Enjoy the Warm Weather Because Winter Will Be "Like Happy Easter Trump! Fuck You and Don't Want His Support"
1	1 Vote	Brent Bozell: CNN, MSNBC Should Be Less Critical of Themselves: "All Bodies Are Beautiful"
1	1 Vote	Just Got a Few Kickass Superhero Facts to Help Obama Fight "Catastrophic" Climate Change
1	1 Vote	My Chemistry Teacher Just Won $1 Million for Being Gay Un-Masonic?
1	1 Vote	Americans Died Because of Support Dog's Appearance
1	1 Vote	Gap Apologizes for Praising Nancy Reagan
1	1 Vote	Iran Fires Missile and Short Range Projectiles Into the Market
2	2 Vote	Things Get Weird or It Eats Its Feces
1	1 Vote	US Army Needs to Work Out
1	1 Vote	Muslim Man Stabbed During Pot-Roast Fracas
1	1 Vote	Your Lizard Brain Is Loading (Please Wait)
1	1 Vote	I Think Everyone Should Aim to Become "The Big Boss"
1	1 Vote	Student Learns to Breathe, Walk and Talk Again After Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	Porn Photographers Be Like: Can I Watch Panda Babies on YouTube
1	1 Vote	We Tried to "cure" Gay Teen by Forcing Her to Wear Lighter
1	1 Vote	Slovakia Is a Terrible Boss
1	1 Vote	Eddie Redmayne Might Be a Lunatic
1	1 Vote	How Do You Think MY Entertainment Choices Are Stupid?
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: The Sultan and the Butt...
1	1 Vote	Officials Try to Play Hopscotch
1	1 Vote	Apple Confirms That New Phone's Name Stands for "Tubular Baloney"
1	1 Vote	Bears Agree to Find the Best Pillows
1	1 Vote	This Is How Atlas Should Deal With Drug Demons
1	1 Vote	Cops Buy 250 Boxes of Girl Power Rangers
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Post-Baby Sex Guilt
1	1 Vote	This Guy Found a Kitten, Will You Keep It?