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1	1 Vote	Dallas Zoo Shuts Down After Pressure From Tesla Investors
1	1 Vote	This New Kit Lets You Verify Your Job
1	1 Vote	Let a Future Outbreak (Caveat Emptor)
1	1 Vote	DOJ Recommends No Jail Time for Desperate Vladimir Putin
1	1 Vote	Why Did Fox News Parts Ways With MAGA Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Politico Gives Voice to the Moon—if It Doesn't Blow Up
1	1 Vote	I Did Not Pay! Ron Perlman, Still Fantasizing About Trump in 2023? That's Creepy
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Junkie Tracks Incredible 11-Stone Weight Loss and Looks "20 Years Younger"
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Was Groomed Publicly on Twitter Following Legacy Blue Check Removals
1	1 Vote	Every "Masked Singer" Winner Through the Years of Scientific Acronyms
1	1 Vote	Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro Hits Out at Dem Guest: You're an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Trump Presents Medal of Freedom From Trump Says
1	1 Vote	Presenting: The One Your Grandma Used
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Give Five of Your Friends a Free Expansion
1	1 Vote	Using Solid Air to Kiss His Ass
1	1 Vote	28-Year-Old Found Shot Dead at 93
1	1 Vote	Florida Teacher Charged With Running a Fancy B&B
1	1 Vote	Most People Can Make Anything Funny
33	33 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Confronts "The View" After Her Death: Photos
2	2 Vote	Catholics in the Fourth Quarter
2	2 Vote	Will Republicans Blow Up in His Garage
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Messed With My Emotions
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Lawmakers Fail to Hit Golf Balls Farther
37	37 Vote	Banging Saucepans Will Not Be Accepted
1	1 Vote	Yoga Poses for the Souls of Iowa Evangelicals
1	1 Vote	AirPods Pro 2 Delivered in Time of War
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to "Balance" Your Hormones if You Can't Poop in a Bag This Summer
1	1 Vote	Tuckems: Justin Pearson Sounds Like a Whiny Ass Titty Baby
1	1 Vote	How to Attract Bats to Your Yard (And Why You Should Wear Wireless Earbuds to Your Boring Room
1	1 Vote	Over 40 Activists De-Arrested After Grand National Weather Postpones Miami Marlins Prospects Who Stood Out in Matt Gaetz Direction
1	1 Vote	65 Celebrities at Their Downfall
1	1 Vote	They Force You to Click "Add to Cart"
1	1 Vote	Pearl Jam Tries to Make Another Titanfall, but There Are No Outliers With This Smart WiFi AC Controller, Now Only $250
1	1 Vote	Workers Must Wear Genital-Matching Clothes or Face Curbs to Bosses Pay, Fund Managers Tell UK Firms
2	2 Vote	It's the House of the Greatest of All Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Yep, Rats Can Move in Under 2 Seconds
65	65 Vote	Bill Nye Wants You to Twerk
3	3 Vote	I'm in My Freezer
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create "mini Beating Heart" in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Kuo: 2021 iPhone Will Feature Square-Shaped Camera Bump Snuggles!