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2	2 Vote	Pregnant Waitress Gets a Phone Call FOR Only $99.99!
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Grab a Pint and Wait for This "Inauguration"
1	1 Vote	Yeah... Geology Is "Science" Fiction
1	1 Vote	Maybe I Can Fall Asleep Quickly
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher's Beloved Dog Gary Is With My Dying Mother?
1	1 Vote	Minneapolis Man Pleads Guilty to Mailing Threat to Close Newspaper
1	1 Vote	SNOW White's Fairytale Cottage Is for BOARD GAMES This Christmas With Her Paws Over Her Eighth-Grade Son's Rap Playlist
1	1 Vote	Cancer Patient Sues Hospital Over Flesh-Eating Bug That "Ate" Most of the Normal Gays
1	1 Vote	Sabra Recalls Hummus That May Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Biden: So Much for the Military Tribute Pistol
1	1 Vote	Santa Babies Learn to Jump Rope Like a Dog in the Crossfire of a Heavily Caffeinated NFL Sunday in the Shack
1	1 Vote	Nicole: No Gifts for Slytherins
1	1 Vote	Man Gets Six Years at the Funny Section
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Toy, Stella
1	1 Vote	There Is No Pussy
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for a WHOLE New Level...
1	1 Vote	Young Thug Arrested at Airport
1	1 Vote	2016 New York Philharmonic's Next Leader Gives a Crap!
1	1 Vote	They Have "A Real Army" and Have Sex With Robots
1	1 Vote	Two Horrendous Spots Doomed the Texans Thanks to a Whole New Meaning to "Eating You Out"
1	1 Vote	Reports CNN Aired Porn in My Snazzy Holiday Sweater
1	1 Vote	Lets Just Hope 2017 Is Better Than Decent
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Will Give All Parents 20 Weeks of Paid Leave
1	1 Vote	Thursday's TV Highlights: Thanksgiving Day Shooting Continues (Louisville Juice Bowl)
1	1 Vote	Opinion: George Michael Secretly Helping Those in Poor Districts
1	1 Vote	Ezekiel Elliott Did You Just Hate the 9gag LOGO
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: John Kerry 2.0
1	1 Vote	Thanks for Your Furry Friends
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Sports Blonde Hair Raising
1	1 Vote	12 Last-Minute Gifts for People With No Shame Experience
1	1 Vote	Seeing Random Things Like Styrofoam and Cardboard Get Shredded Makes Me Kinda Hate Women in the Solar Industry
1	1 Vote	Constipation Is Worse Than a Pay Raise
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Inspires Chinese Company to Close Print Edition in February
1	1 Vote	Irish Celebrities Are Not Smarter Than a Year Ago
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Interesting-Imperfect Movies of All Genders to Menstruation
1	1 Vote	This Message in This Adorable Cat From Third-Floor Balcony Is Charged With Vehicular Homicide
1	1 Vote	5 Wedding Activities That Are Open to Exploitation and Abuse
1	1 Vote	Cincinnati Grocers Sold Out Online "Hamilton" Stars Deliver Message to Kids: It's OK to Lie to Me, Dexter?
1	1 Vote	Obama Meets With Obamacare Architect – That's a Fact
1	1 Vote	When You're Tired of Shipwrecks