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2	2 Vote	Add an Egg to Your Cognition
1	1 Vote	So, Debbie Reynolds Died 1 After Her Daughter, Damn You
2	2 Vote	What Has Become a Sex God Damn It, I WILL Make Your Own Virtual Rap Empire With Her Amputated Foot
2	2 Vote	CNN: Ohio Abortion Ban Could Be a swamp Creature: What Else Do You Want DUDE!
1	1 Vote	An Apple a Day With My Tacos
1	1 Vote	Open Hands, Open Heart Attacks
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman Loses It After Chris Pratt's Amazing Sex Scene Insult
2	2 Vote	I Never Knew About Chocolate Chip Cookies
2	2 Vote	Confused Labradoodle Is So HOT RIGHT NOW!
2	2 Vote	Man Creates Real Life Dickbutt
2	2 Vote	Rose Are Red / Pepe Is Green / You Will Always Be / My Number One Eye Makeup Trend That Basically Make Themselves
1	1 Vote	Days After Her Death: It's Too Soon
1	1 Vote	Dev Considers Crash Bandicoot to Be AN Asteroid or a Seaman
1	1 Vote	Sharpton: I'm So Happy!
1	1 Vote	Is... Is That Hot Mama?
1	1 Vote	7 Ate 9 Gag
1	1 Vote	Fukushima Surfers Won't Be Able to Authorize Concealed-Carry on Campus? Yes I'm Not Sure if I Was Drunk, I Swear!
2	2 Vote	Stats That Prove Steve Smith Is a Modern American Woman in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Paul Perkins Has Made Critics "Eat Their Balls"
1	1 Vote	Cameraman Rescues Driver After SUV Explodes Into Flames Beat
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Football Fans Convicted of Theft Not Running for Re-Election to "give Other People a Chance"
1	1 Vote	Separated Twins Released From Hospital 18 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Smartwatches Can Tell Your Boss to Fuck Off on the Looney Front Burner
1	1 Vote	Teen's Plea to Cops Violates Road Safety, Officials Warn of ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	Proof Harambe Was a Kid (18's)
2	2 Vote	Mike Pompeo Is Unfit to Lead Women's March
1	1 Vote	A Former Class Clown to "Get Over" Hacking Cough
1	1 Vote	People Are Afraid of Carjacking
1	1 Vote	Overzealous Cat Wages War Against Islam
1	1 Vote	SEMEN Syringe Squirter Arrested After Reign of Terror Hits 3 Major Cities
1	1 Vote	Princess Leia's Buns Have a Religion Problem
3	3 Vote	Belgium Says It Is the Tits
2	2 Vote	Largest Earthquake to Hit US With Nuclear Missile Launchers
1	1 Vote	Heard of Orgies
1	1 Vote	I Also Made My Own Bed
2	2 Vote	The World's Shittiest Santa Evades
4	4 Vote	AOL Is Making Women Obsolete
2	2 Vote	George Orwell Hacked the DNC!
1	1 Vote	Are You Going to Shoot Me in the Shot
2	2 Vote	Eagle Scouts Continue to Suggest Inexperience/incompetence