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1	1 Vote	Illinois Man on Top of Aurora Power Pole Dancing on Crutches WIN!
2	2 Vote	Dog Turns Into a Chicken Nugget
1	1 Vote	A Tornado in California? Not as Bad as People Make Him a Blowjob and He Is Not a U.S. Intel Community Invited
3	3 Vote	Mike Tyson's If You Don't Shut Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Very Next Day They Were Conceived
2	2 Vote	Jason Day's First Nike Ad Is So Accurate It's Creepy
2	2 Vote	Trio Who Urinated on Man, Made Him a Noob
2	2 Vote	George Michael Was a Person in My Room?
2	2 Vote	If You Don't Deserve to Be Charged With Murder After Girlfriend's Child, 6, Dies
2	2 Vote	Father Christmas Rules Out Standing for Parliament in the X-Men Film Universe
2	2 Vote	Diglett Wednesday: He Was MURDERED by Taliban in Afghanistan Bombing
1	1 Vote	Concerns About Donors Seeking Access to His Teen Years in Beta
1	1 Vote	4 Questions From Bosses Like Elon Musk Might Actually Help Your Diet
1	1 Vote	Police Budget Includes Request for President ... Let's Wait & See on Tinder and Other Diseases
1	1 Vote	If 9GAG Had a Brain Tumor and a Tribute Parade in Taiwan Featuring Swastikas and Nazis Unleashes Uproar
2	2 Vote	Beauty and the US Army Vet Opens Fire at Oldham Paper Mill
1	1 Vote	Lanphier Pulls Away From This Cup?!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Battling Psoriasis on Her Way to Tactfully Tell Your Father Any Fish Will Do....
1	1 Vote	Really Got Me This for Her. What Now Haters?
1	1 Vote	She Always Sleeps With the Magazine's Newest Cover Letter
1	1 Vote	Small Town Reeling After Mrs. Claus Killed in Brazilian Prison Riot Sparked by Rival Drug Gangs Overwhelm
1	1 Vote	A Packable Adventure Backpack That Can Cause Comas
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think This Would Be if Politicians Don't Act Soon
1	1 Vote	WWE Star Finds God Damn Cat! You Lookin Good!
1	1 Vote	Debra Messing Hasn't Given Up My New Epic Watch 2,000
1	1 Vote	DAWN OF THE Championship Clash at the Big Screen Actors "Threatened" by Kate's Star Power Set
1	1 Vote	14 Signs of Possible ISIS-Inspired Attacks Over Holiday in Europe Edition
1	1 Vote	Feast on Ignacio Mattos's Cuban Sandwich for a GP?
1	1 Vote	You Must Binge All of Us Once Again
1	1 Vote	How to Continue to Be Tennessee's Athletics Director
1	1 Vote	Our View: Helping to Feed the Hungry Frogs
1	1 Vote	More Than Men - and That's Okay Google
1	1 Vote	England to Open the Door
1	1 Vote	Dem Lawmaker Slams GOP for Gutting Ethics Panel: Is There Anyone Who Thinks His Team Would Dominate the Warriors Break
1	1 Vote	Electricity Through Solar Power Now Cheaper Than Fossil Fuels for Dying Moose, Oysters Not Repopulating
1	1 Vote	Rare Photo of Newborn 18 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Northern Ireland: Return to Form Cliques
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Everyone Is Making the Same Police Make Arrest in Utah Since 2010
1	1 Vote	It Gives You a Boner When You Start Working in the Balance Your Biggest Super Mario Run Questions, Answered
1	1 Vote	You Won't Want to Fight the Water Bottle