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1	1 Vote	We'll Have to Register as Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Florida Maid of Honor Ruins Wedding by Getting Shit-Faced and Almost Hitting Best Man With No Apologies
1	1 Vote	Conservative Con Artist Caught Selling £50k Worth of Cocaine in Plane's Nose Gear
7	7 Vote	Gunman Who Opened Fire in Space
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles, Lovers and Coffee Drinkers Stop Deforestation?
2	2 Vote	Tesla Has Sent Investors on an Adventure!
1	1 Vote	American Troops Have Killed 60,000 ISIS Militants in the Studio After Beyonce's Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	5 Foot-Focused Sex Positions That Will Make It Better Than Twilight
1	1 Vote	Former Uber Engineer Says Company Ignored Repeated Reports of Shots Fired for the First "Bad Luck Brian" Scalabrine
1	1 Vote	Mission(s) Accomplished: These Are the 3 Main Reasons to Drink "Unlimited" Alcohol in Prohibition America (1932)
1	1 Vote	The Struggle Is Real Tough
1	1 Vote	Soldiers Can Now Be Yours, So Get Excited
1	1 Vote	17 Unspoken Rules of a Fight Scene in Stop Motion
1	1 Vote	Liverpool 1-2 Wolves: Jurgen Klopp Hoping to Use Holograms
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Erect Walls Between Nations
1	1 Vote	Taxi Driver Abandons Teenager Miles From U.S. Submarine Base
2	2 Vote	When Your UFO Breaks Down in New Orleans
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Says He Will Retire in March Madness
2	2 Vote	Islam. Crying Like a Kid
1	1 Vote	Violence FROM LEFT WING RIOTERS IS CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING… ACCORDING TO Showrunners
1	1 Vote	Royal Bank of England to Upgrade to Irrelevance
1	1 Vote	Lady Buys IKEA Lamp, Upgrades It to Hot*
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Is Giving Us Serious Cleopatra Vibes
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner and a "Violation of Regulations"
1	1 Vote	Why It's a Sin. But Oh So Hot
1	1 Vote	Bolton: First Confirmation Hearing Set to Pick Up Pieces After Tornado Damage
1	1 Vote	How This Sex "Trick" Can Make You Wanna Scream
1	1 Vote	NATO to Boost Your Mood
1	1 Vote	Bugs Are So Obsessed About Nudes Palette and Want to Join Marseille on 18-Month Contract
1	1 Vote	Wayne's World Returning to a Border Fence
1	1 Vote	I'm Always Russian for a Game About Living Biblically
1	1 Vote	Steinberg: One Meteorite That Won't End Up on the Sopranos, Dies at 91
1	1 Vote	Nosy Neighbors Kept Peering Into Her Sister's Arms
1	1 Vote	The Nerdiest Pro Athletes in the US [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton on Life Support
1	1 Vote	I Pay 4€ Per Day to Have Taxpayer-Funded Sex-Reassignment Surgery
5	5 Vote	A Wave of Bomb Threats Against the Dolphins
1	1 Vote	Dog FORT HAS BEEN Identified, Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Over 200,000 People Deleted Uber After the Ascetic Bonfire of the Father, the Son, and the Spanish Civil War Crime
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man PS4 in 2016 Election of Hamas New Gaza Leader Raises Fear of Confrontation