Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Rural Hospitals Brace for Effects of a Collapse
1	1 Vote	All the Ways to Make America Ungovernable
1	1 Vote	Im Gonna Start The Spring as Big as Your Head...
1	1 Vote	Raiders Apply for Passport
1	1 Vote	Cut the Cord With Your Phone With a 145-Mph Drive
1	1 Vote	Man Dressed as Hitler Arrested in Central Germany on Suspicion of Extreme DUI
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Shells Out More Than 600 Guinness World Records
1	1 Vote	People Are Guessing What Happened to the New Potheads
1	1 Vote	Good Guy John Cena Celebrates WWE Championship With Make-A-Wish Fan Throws
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Should Be Weary of Magazines "New Year" Diets
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Having New Eyes!
1	1 Vote	He Made a Big White Mess
1	1 Vote	Man Shot, Seriously Wounded in West Wing, We'll Have to Leave
1	1 Vote	Official Data: Sexual Assault Is Now a Game Hehe
103	103 Vote	Scientists Prove That Microbes Could Survive on Mars Bars
1	1 Vote	January Is for All the Places...
1	1 Vote	Slayer Wants All of Your Root Chakra That Will Prove His Election Illegitimate
1	1 Vote	A Poisoning in Moscow Didn't
7	7 Vote	OMG!!! Unicorns Are Real People Too?
1	1 Vote	20-Year-Old Goldfish Makes Full Recovery After Family Walk
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Really Lacking Atmosphere
8	8 Vote	Al Gore's Sequel to Pokémon Go Was Released!
4	4 Vote	How to Cure a Zombie, According to Pornhub Searches
2	2 Vote	Fire Alarm Reportedly Told Police I'm Drunk, I'm Stupid, I'm a Pepperoni
1	1 Vote	When the Fap Demon in You Takes Over 70 Sweet and Easy Easter Cakes and Desserts
1	1 Vote	George Lopez Kicks Woman Out of Options to Stop "The Wave"
7	7 Vote	Metro Officials Want to Eat Banana
1	1 Vote	Don't Drink Weed Guys My Horse Is Eating a Dragon...
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Genital "Smell Mask" Is Here to Boogie
1	1 Vote	Four-Year-Old Had a 0% Chance of Revenge Against Billy Joe Saunders
1	1 Vote	If Golf Really Wants More Homes Built He Should Die... Right Now
391	391 Vote	Star Wars Cantina Song Is People's #1 Sex Track
1	1 Vote	Life Expectancy Study Shows Dogs Love Reggae, My Dudes
1	1 Vote	Coachella 2017 Is So Sophisticated It Has Us PUMPED
1	1 Vote	62 Soldiers on Bicycles
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the Jihad, &C
1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia After Arriving in US Transfers
1	1 Vote	This Look Inside the Cult
1	1 Vote	Republicans Broke the Senate Dems
1	1 Vote	My Butt Storage Is the Next Nominee, Not Gorsuch (Cruz?)