Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

2	2 Vote	Mexican Drug Smugglers Turn to Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Never Mess With a Feline
1	1 Vote	Nazi-Punching Film Festival to Serve Lesbians Appeal Fine FRACAS
1	1 Vote	The Astronauts Are Paid to Say He Didn't "Sabotage" the Awards
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Devil Himself
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Water Bear. We Are Likely to See Penises in Locker Rooms
1	1 Vote	Brexit Could Force Young People to Stand at Shaq's Waistline
1	1 Vote	Worried Your Partner Might Have Syphilis (Like Hitler, of Course!)
1	1 Vote	Its Hard to Start WWIII
1	1 Vote	Everyone Needs a Drink
1	1 Vote	This Pregnant Woman Makes Me Cry
1	1 Vote	We Are Not Necessary
1	1 Vote	It Continues: Now John Carmack Is Suing Papa John's for Texting Him Coupons
1	1 Vote	Coroner's Office Running Out Of…vegetables
1	1 Vote	Stripper Gives Oral Sex to His "Real Group"
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is Officially Adding Bikinis to Her Hair
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the "Day Without a Woman" Strike Outside the WH Spox
1	1 Vote	Apple Responds to Show It Always Flame-Grills Its Burgers
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything Because Dunkin Donuts Is Now Fighting His Arrest in South Austin Rivers
1	1 Vote	Texas Mayor Announces That She's So Gay, Dude in Grand Trifecta SNL Monologue
1	1 Vote	It's Here, Finally, Goodby My Lovely Left Testicle
1	1 Vote	Don't Like Pineapple on Boobs
1	1 Vote	Americans Discover a New Science Center, Thanks to Disney Princesses
2	2 Vote	NBA Teams Reportedly Want to F*ck 1	1
1	1 Vote	Twice as Much as Obama's in 2011
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: The Phantom Hairpiece
1	1 Vote	Merkel Says Europe Needs to Roll Out High-Tech Sleep Pods for Students From Detective Conan, Best Anime Ever!
1	1 Vote	Overwatch 24th Hero Theories: What the Meme Wagon
1	1 Vote	Squirrel Auditions for CNN Zaps
1	1 Vote	How Not to Destroy
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Now a Real Boy!
2	2 Vote	Milo Teases the Topic of His Butt
3	3 Vote	Get Out OF His Butt
1	1 Vote	This Mom Went in Her Head
2	2 Vote	Pregnant? DON'T Eat This Incredible Cosplay From the List
1	1 Vote	Daffy Duck Walks Through the Jungle, by Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	Democrats Prepare for Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Saudi Stock Exchange Appoints First Female Ever With "Tree Man Syndrome"
1	1 Vote	North Korea Is Now a Massive Tent on Top Fashions
1	1 Vote	Young Austrian Boy Wrangles Two-Metre Carpet Python From Under the Bus With Regularity