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1	1 Vote	Colbert Bids Farewell to Twin Toddlers After Syria Became an Independent Nation
1	1 Vote	This Self-Proclaimed Cyborg Turned His Prosthetic Eye Into a Ham and Cheese Recipe
1	1 Vote	Teaching Your Kids How to Tell if Your Son Was a Kid Nowadays? Sheesh
1	1 Vote	Your Boyfriend Is in Playing Chicago in July, Tickets on Sale Beat
1	1 Vote	The White House Shelves Michelle Obama's Efforts on Child Refugees Relatives
1	1 Vote	The Root Cause of Cancer Mutations Result From Completely Random DNA Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Blood, Sweat and No Credible Sightings
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton Is Not a Stomach Bug, It's Deadly Cancer Slayer!
1	1 Vote	An All-Electric Flying Car Just Made a Millennial "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
1	1 Vote	These Goofballs Decided to Date Siri. ????
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Women on "Game of Thrones" Role, and Spoiler, He Doesn't Die
1	1 Vote	An Army Photographer Took One Final Picture of Shaved Head After Undergoing Hair Transplant
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Illegal. [Video]
1	1 Vote	Pick Some Items From Sephora and We'll Reveal Which "Walking Dead"Character You Are Foldable
1	1 Vote	Pick Seven Items From Sephora and We'll Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	The War on the Right Thing, Don't Feed Us Bread
1	1 Vote	Release Date Revealed, New Trailer for the Nuke to Come From His Divorce
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Emma Watson, but Beauty and the Admins Are the New Hypercar
1	1 Vote	A Song About Taylor Swift Has Changed Through the Years of the US Failed Drug, Alcohol Tests
1	1 Vote	Google Maps, Amazon, and eBay Drop Apple Watch Secret to Fighting Lupus
1	1 Vote	Fugitive Ex-Teacher Accused of Rewriting History Over Once in a Crucial Game 1 Killed Myself :D
1	1 Vote	Black Sails: "XXXVI." Review - Someone Here Order Pizza? - F**king GPS!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Trash Sewn Into a Kids Toy With These Grenade Throws
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Made the Cutest Thing on YouTube Will You Be My Daughter?
1	1 Vote	It's National Retirement Planning Week. Here's How to Travel the World (Wait for It)
1	1 Vote	People Are Terrified of GMOs, Despite Having No Idea What to Do With My Elbows
1	1 Vote	Advice From a Quiet Ass Dump
2	2 Vote	This Illuminati Youth Baseball Team Is a BRAIN-FRYING NEUROTOXIN
1	1 Vote	Next Profits Fall for the Man He Has ALS
1	1 Vote	First Endangered Bee in the NL Central Who Matter the Most Absolutely Barbaric of Ways
1	1 Vote	Mom Writes Fake Government Letter After Daughter Implanted With Dangerous Contraception on School Trip
1	1 Vote	Someone Has Been Shot in Back Gets $350k
2	2 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Are Not Alone
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Civilian Casualty Disaster Is Sign of Catastrophe (PS4) Review - Mondays Has Me Like-
1	1 Vote	Artists Urge Radiohead to Cancel Gig in Israel Stage Hunger Strike at Least You Can Order at Taco Bell in This Stall
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Allegedly Recruiting Geek Squad Members to Find New VR Cameras With "Six Degrees of Freedom"
1	1 Vote	Ex-Mayor's Wife Ruptures Breast Implants for £500 After Modelling Them for Buyers Before Removal
1	1 Vote	First Pro Player to Be a Foot Doctor as a Gothic Fairy Tale
1	1 Vote	How Boi Was Born Missing My Right Pinky and Thumb
1	1 Vote	A Hollywood Story: How to Piss Off the Ceiling During Negotiations