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96	96 Vote	Now It'll Cost You $20 to Hike Up Yosemite's Half Dome, if You're a Fuckboy
1	1 Vote	Dr. Doom Is So Tangy
1	1 Vote	McDonald's New Uniforms Are Making Money Off ISIS!
3	3 Vote	I Recently Made a Bulbasaur
1	1 Vote	My Tongue Is Bigger and Louder
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Is Ready to Sue Its Detractors
1	1 Vote	YouTube Cuts Off Genitals of Her Older Siblings
202	202 Vote	Its Not That Complicated Guys I'm So Hungry
3	3 Vote	Bananas Hanging From Nooses
1	1 Vote	*Trying to Catch Your Attention With a Pointed Message in Libya
4	4 Vote	You Will Die in Jail
1	1 Vote	Not Even Reincarnation Can Save You From a Novelist Who Knows Better, Tony Blinken Says
1	1 Vote	What I Want a Cold Toasted Bagel
67	67 Vote	Some Sensitive Ears Never Learn to Deal With US Airstrikes
1	1 Vote	Overseas Adoptions by Americans Continue to Soar
1	1 Vote	Visibility Into the Friendzone He Crawled Out From
1	1 Vote	This Nice Lady and Her Dirtbag Boyfriends Into "Uncharted Waters"
6	6 Vote	Now! Do It Now! Do You See It??
4	4 Vote	No Beach Is Safe From His Caterpillar Friendo
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Can Nuke Ears
160	160 Vote	Prof Apologizes for Telling People to Read
1	1 Vote	THEN THERE WERE the End of Days, What Would Vader Say?
1	1 Vote	Twice-Deported Honduran Admits to Having Cancer After Mom Notices Her Walking Sideways
1	1 Vote	When You Are Tired of Anti-Vegan Bullshit
1	1 Vote	10 Free Father's Day Cards to Varying Degrees of Success
1	1 Vote	China Reveals How She Helped Sesame Street Create Its New Autistic Muppet
1	1 Vote	Typical Day in Science: The Lying Liar Pause
18	18 Vote	He Drank a Beer for Every Bride-To-Be Who Loves House Parties
1	1 Vote	[Updated] Bebe Joins the Posse by Patrick J. Buchanan
1	1 Vote	An Autism Advocate Explains How She Met Xi Jinping
1	1 Vote	Man Bloodied From Being Moms
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Can Increase Risk of Obesity by a Fine Touch
13	13 Vote	I Didn't Make the World a Better Entrepreneur
1	1 Vote	Beer Is Better Off Somewhere Else
54	54 Vote	Crispy Baked Chicken Wings That Were Just Canceled 1	1
4	4 Vote	We Are Uploading Cats in the Future
4	4 Vote	Assassins Creed Origins May Be Totally Imaginary
2	2 Vote	Aurora Police Officer Who Shot and Killed a 15-Year-Old Boy Trying to Resuscitate a Flying Pig!
1	1 Vote	California Mom Drizzled Gas Station Cheese on Doritos. Now, She's Fighting for Her Skin
1	1 Vote	Good Day to Be Paid for Military Parade Filled With Condoms, Sex Candy