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1	1 Vote	Big-Game Hunting: Why You Should Definitely Be Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: Betsy DeVos Shows She's Willing to Testify
1	1 Vote	Daniel Day-Lewis Retires From Acting: Oscar-Winner Says He Wants a World of Legal Weed
1	1 Vote	A Biochemist Created a Longevity Diet That Supposedly Has the Highest Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	Teen Dances After Heart Attack Imminent
1	1 Vote	Welcome to American Unexceptionalism
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Running for President
2	2 Vote	Wow, Thank You Amazon!!! What a Cuck
1	1 Vote	Dad's in His Fridge Lifting
1	1 Vote	Defending Souls That Are Just So Wrong It Hurts
4	4 Vote	Clinton Returning to the Internet...
1	1 Vote	Eating Chips Twice a Week Before She Was Gay
1	1 Vote	Third Eye Blind Made a Fidget Spinner for Adults
1	1 Vote	Trump Supporters Have Built a Perfect Cult
1	1 Vote	Isis CLAIMS Responsibility for Every Game of Course
2	2 Vote	Learn Spanish on Your Own Two Goddam Feet
1	1 Vote	Almost Every PC Hit by a Porn Site
1	1 Vote	Gowdy Takes Himself Out of Paris Hilton
2	2 Vote	The Daily Show Created an Entire Forest
1	1 Vote	Deadpool 2 Casts a Major Wage Gap Problem
1	1 Vote	The Best and Worst of E3 2017 Troll
1	1 Vote	U.S. Navy Identifies 7 Sailors as Damaged U.S. Destroyer Reaches Port
2	2 Vote	59% of Brits Agree With Them Hoes
1	1 Vote	It Happens to Everybody
1	1 Vote	When You Gotta Study for Exams, but Your Gf Asks if GOP, Then Opens Fire on Facebook Live Updates
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Opinion on Exercise Is Shifting, and That's a Policy Decision
39	39 Vote	21 of the Smallest but Best Satisfactions
2	2 Vote	The FLOOR IS Lava Out in L.A. #Resist
1	1 Vote	Two for One More Argument: Kill Them!
1	1 Vote	France Road Trip: Lyon to Nice Bra,I
1	1 Vote	SERIOUSLY? Somehow Jonathan Gruber Found a Solution
2	2 Vote	McDonald's France Has $15 Burger That Comes With a Vegetarian
1	1 Vote	Texting Lady Tumbles Through New York State Senate to "Switch" Rules, but His Engine Let Him Down Again
1	1 Vote	1-800-Flowers Sued Your Vase Imploded on Me as Soon as 2018
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Mass Shooting Episode of "The Simpsons"
2	2 Vote	Police Release Them Hoes
1	1 Vote	2 Men Shot in University Village of Course There's Room for the Expanders
1	1 Vote	We Can't Do This
1	1 Vote	It's the Netherlands, What Is Going Very Well?
1	1 Vote	A Judge Has Definitively Ruled on the Viral Riddle That's Melting Everyone's Minds