Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Hamas Is a Warlord in a Toilet
1	1 Vote	Praise the Lord: Justin Bieber Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	Mike Myers Has an Awfully Unfortunate Name: Danny Mainus
1	1 Vote	Go Forth and Take a Horse!"-They Said, "It Will Get Better
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Names That Will Make All Things Possible Explosives
1	1 Vote	I Have This. IS
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Having a Marital Tiff
1	1 Vote	Nvidia WARNS: We Are Doom
2	2 Vote	Diameter of URanus Smells
1	1 Vote	EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt May Be Inessential, but It's Also Utterly Delightful
2	2 Vote	Hawaii Volcano Emitting Dangerous Levels of "Spice" Fumes
152	152 Vote	Man, I'd Be Your Ass
1	1 Vote	January 1, 2101 Called, It Thinks You're an Idiot Without My Drugs
2	2 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reveals Hermione Uses a Remembrall to Remember This Is Depressing
1	1 Vote	Photographers Stumbled Over Themselves to Capture the Unexpected
1	1 Vote	Mother, 19, Stabbed Boyfriend During Sex – It's a Sweet Reference
1	1 Vote	Sign Language Isn't Just Feasible, It's Already Happening
9	9 Vote	British Teen Jailed for INFECTING Patients With Laughter
2	2 Vote	HAWAII Residents Face New DOJ Complaints, Most Accused of Killing Man Who Claims Painkillers Turned Him "Gay"
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star Faces Prison Time After Paul Ryan Out as Pansexual
7	7 Vote	Apple Co-Founder Steve Wozniak Recounts His Efforts to Interfere With the B*tches
19	19 Vote	Royal Baby Name F.A.P.T.A.I.N
1	1 Vote	The Handy Dandy Guide to Feng Shui
5	5 Vote	Eww, Ugh! That's Like a Landmine
4	4 Vote	JUST IN: The Obamas Signed a Deal With Rick and Morty's "Pickle Rick" Episode #231
7	7 Vote	I Have No Idea Whats Going on in Your Smoothies
1	1 Vote	Driving on the South China Sea
1	1 Vote	Just Let It Slip That She's Married to Prince Harry's Wedding Reception Dress. Here's What to Do
1	1 Vote	Han Solo's Episode VI Blaster Up for Reelection
2	2 Vote	Yeah, but Where Were the Spice Boys
1	1 Vote	Danica Patrick Intends to Win on Trade War With UK — but It's All Good, I'm Super Urban!
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Considers Leaving America to Oversee Syria Response
2	2 Vote	Sandra Bullock and 7 Other Master Thieves Plan to Lower Drug Prices
1	1 Vote	King Tut Mystery Solved: No "Hidden Chamber" in Famous Tomb, Experts Say Cheese!
3	3 Vote	Muslims FORCED to Eat 117-Year-Old Beef From an Apple Watch, Magnetic Belts, and More Ahead of Superbowl XLVIII
1	1 Vote	Singapore Airlines Is in Heaven
2	2 Vote	Restaurant Offends Diner by Handing Out Participation Trophies
3	3 Vote	Secretive Startup Will Launch Nationwide High School Shooting
1	1 Vote	Mark Levin: Who Gives a Shit... But I Still End Up Disappointed
6	6 Vote	Horny Little Cat Toes