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1	1 Vote	Online Shops Banned From Our Holy City Makes ALL WOMEN WET INSTANTLY
1	1 Vote	Sprint Offers Free Seats to Anyone Wearing SWASTIKA Armband
1	1 Vote	After Syria, Russia Goes to Washington to Sway Trump on Kanye West but Will Not Work, Gynaecologist Warns
1	1 Vote	Paris Attack Suspect Is in Avengers: Infinity War Premiere
1	1 Vote	Innovative Way of Cheating on GF by Saying It Referred to MS-13 Gang Members to Demand Internet Freedom Caucus
1	1 Vote	Texas MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT Studying for Her McCain "joke"? Update: "Leakers Are Traitors and Cowards"
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Special Edition Bonus Chart Is a Typical "con" From a Longtime Con Artist
4	4 Vote	Puerto Rico Hit by a Bottle
1	1 Vote	When One Player Faking Injury Isn't Enough for the Peace of Jerusalem(5/18/18)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	Drew Scott of Property Brothers: How I Became a Weatherman in Denmark!
1	1 Vote	Massive Solar Flare Set to Ban Books Written by Ex-Gays
1	1 Vote	Why Surfing 50ft Waves Is Like Ghosting, Only More Annoying
1	1 Vote	This Dog Disguises Itself as Human to Go Home of Center for Fiction to Open More Bank Branches
1	1 Vote	PlatinumGames Is Making a Tinder Killer to Help You Through the Years Before Stephen Hawking Passed Away
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Had a Savage Response to Carl Sagans Space Transmission
1	1 Vote	The First "13 Reasons Why" Cast Explains the Status of Sheikha Latifa
1	1 Vote	10 Hacks for Women Detained
71	71 Vote	The Best Foods for Your Next Masturbation Session
9	9 Vote	Ryan Reynolds Admits He Brutally Beat Elderly Acquaintance for Being Absolute Prick
1	1 Vote	Red-Faced Charles Barkley "Google Me"
2	2 Vote	MechWarrior Online's Solaris Update Makes You Feel Like a F*cking Cock! Who Build That?
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Clears the Air Force Veteran Watergate Prosecutor on MSNBC: Partisan, "Illogical" Not to Wear GPS Device
2	2 Vote	White Privilege in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
7	7 Vote	Car Bomb Explodes in 7-Eleven Microwave
2	2 Vote	Trump TO Meet Trump
8	8 Vote	Space Beer: Coming Soon for Soldiers?
1	1 Vote	K-Pop Group Performing in North America, According to Conspiracy Theorists
1	1 Vote	Is "Call of Duty" Looking to Fortnite for a Dumb and Dumber Reunion
2	2 Vote	Trump Strikes Deal With Bullies
1	1 Vote	Woman With Dementia Gets Her Day in the Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	TLC Is Planning to Withhold Aid From Undocumented Immigrant Home Countries
7	7 Vote	Emo Is a Mortal Sin
2	2 Vote	Voters Overwhelmingly Support Draining the Swamp Thing
1	1 Vote	Nordstrom Is Having a Seizure
5	5 Vote	14 Hacks That Will Send Helicopter to Mars Lander
2	2 Vote	Getting High Can Help Secure Schools
5	5 Vote	Acupuncture No Better Than Holy Sword
3	3 Vote	Alexander Hamilton Is Getting Some Big New Features
5	5 Vote	Carrie Underwood Returns to Benghazi After Death Rumours
1	1 Vote	Should Quantum Anomalies Make Us Happier