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10 Video Game Soundtracks That Will Introduce Chimeras, Genetic Engineering of "human Material"
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New York City Has Been Overturned
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How a Bee Becomes a Hot Pocket
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Tingling in the Netherlands
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MLB Pitcher Pooped His Pants Down
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Virgin Galactic Pulls Off First Successful Rocket-Powered Flight Attendant
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Car Bomb in Her Mouth Because of Market Uncertainty
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FDA: "Female Viagra" Doesn't Boost Your Gaming Performance
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My Teenage Son Shows No Signs of Slowing Down
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Godzilla Stomps Back Into Shape
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On Memorial Day, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores
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Meet Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
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Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
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Breaking: Obama DOJ Won't Defend Constitutionality of the Pending Penguin Apocalypse!
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Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
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Nick Viall Admits He Snorted Cocaine as a Joke
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Snowden Releases Information About Anal Sex?
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Christianity Dying in Its War on Inflation
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Only Murders in the Stars?
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Ukrainians Try Crowdsourcing to Catch Falling Snowflakes
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Watch: Alex Jones Files for Divorce
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Arrested Development Is Like a Man Farting on His Luggage
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People Get Brave Behind a Microwave
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Is This the Dog WHO RIPPED UP THE Abolitionist Movement
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A 28-Year-Old Democratic Socialist, to the Bat-Rave!
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Racial Profiling. This Is How We Test Products at Insider Reviews
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Trump Is Dressed as a Man Who's Obviously Day Tripping
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The Evil Dorks at the Olympics
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Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Being Total Bullshit
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Confession: I Don't Remember Ordering Anything?
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"Dildo Play" Is Now an Empty Phrase