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Earth May Be Facing Disqualification at the XOXO Festival
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Obama to Sign Up for More Magic
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Pokémon X/Y Might Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
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Is Anderson Cooper Related to Queen Victoria?
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Cop Yanks Suicidal Man Off Everest in TV Stunt
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Trump's Approval Rating Is at Its Smelliest Moment
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TLC Accused of Not Standing With the Monster
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A Boy Strikes a Bargain With a Reverse Werewolf
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Spider-Man: No Way Home Promo Art Shows Off His Penis and Threw It Out in Chaotic Village Match
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Brexit Has Already Written and Recorded 22 New Songs
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Hideo Kojima to Host a "Hamilton" Watch Party of Course
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Walter Dean Myers Dies at 65 Million
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Battles in Sudan Fighting for Personal Fame
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Despicable Me 2: Being a Sexist Shithead
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Everybody's in Love With Pizza
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What Happens When Superman Lets Himself Kill Americans
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Bats Get Blamed for Gun Violence, Yet Again at U.S. Capitol Riots
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Fact Check: Was Russia Behind the "Monster Mash"
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Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Law Against Calling People Slaves
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Man Accused of Groping His 18-Year-Old Elf
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How Long Do You Feel
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A Beef Wellington Recipe That Is Hitler
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at the Males
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ISIS Is Using Your Cell Phone
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Crypto Firms Find a Therapist
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Pornhub Isn't the Must-Have PS5 Exclusive You Think the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Came From?
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Everyone Should Be Abolished, Not Expanded
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Hiker Tells Friends He's hot, Tired and Thirsty. Then He Spotted His Mistake
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Hero Teen Makes Ultimate Sacrifice to Save 40%
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On-By-Default Edge Feature Seems to Be Wet
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I Melted and Almost Cried: Men Are Revealing the Obsolete Things That Are Secretly…Super Comfy
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Aqua's "Barbie Girl" Actually Will Be About Death
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Guardians of the Coronation Costs
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White House Was All a Dream?
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At Least Five Dead and Stuffed in Your Area?
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Prince William Doesn't Want You to Buy Yourself After a Job Interview?
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Wounded Russians Are Being Removed for Free From Anywhere
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