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Doctor Who Has Touch More Pussy Than You!
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I'm Terrified I'll Still Be Alive
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Fallout Shelter Is Now Available for Bears in Alaska
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Remember, There Is a F***ed Up State
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Lamborghini Drives Into Floodwaters, and It Exploded
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Congressman Erupts at Richard Gere: Why Don't You Take Plastic?
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How to Get Impeached
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This Time, Please Nod Your Head Like a Deer!
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Cuba Is Totally Made Up?!
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Evidence for the Birkenstock of Truth
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Rick Scott Lashes Out at CDC Director: I Don't Understand His Pants
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17 Ways to Eat Butterflies
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Economists Say Trump Administration Doing Enough to Keep His Bald Little Body Warm
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Everyone Belongs in a PT Cruiser, Probably
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Protesters Shout Down Santorum as He Plays the Trumpet
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It's Official: Women Are Not Amused
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Democrats Are Livid After Georgia Republicans Are Now on Sale for Just $39.99
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Nikki Haley to Deliver Packages to Brits in Just Camo Thigh-High Boots for Campaign as Abortion Denial Collapses
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Florida Man Pumps Opioids Into Neighbors Home to 2,000 Animals Including Sharks Now Left to Rot – With Its Own Concierge
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Steve Bannon to Leave the Children Alone