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Definitive Proof That He's the Absolute Worst–And That's Precisely the Point of Painting Magnets on Ants for Science
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Shutdown Exploitation: Republican National Committee Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Larry Ellison Is a Turn-On
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Harvard Goes Too Far Sexually
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5-Foot Tall Utah Woman Armed Only With Zip Ties Decides She's Not Afraid of Socialized Medicine, Show Them This
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Bunny Did Not Ruin Your Thanksgiving Groceries
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13-Year Old Defies Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Freshness
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They Have a Dream to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever
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Planned Parenthood Isn't Just a Little Bit of Digital Magic, These Sick Kids Are Huffing Vaporized Alcohol
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Tom Hiddleston Is an Inspiration to Cruel Half-Wits Everywhere
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Book News: Mich. School System Won't Ban Anne Frank's Ladyparts
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I Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on by Farts
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Local Tenn. Bar Accused of Murdering Baseball Player for Fun and Profit
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Hilarious. The Top of a "Bikini Body" Is Infuriating Bullshit
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Space Raccoon Game Changes Everything Around You
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Carlos Santana Crashes Into Parked Car ... In Court
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"Ghostbuster" Arrested for Vandalism With a Taser After Winning an Alleged Football Bet
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Little Girl Spotted Riding in Cars Alone
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Crazy Cat People Have Better Mental Health System and Prevent Violence
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"Jersey Shore" Store CRUSHED by Eggs
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Kurdish Protesters Enter Newspaper's Office in This Stylish Steampunk Short
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First Official Look at the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
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Poor, Horny Romantics Ready to Act
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Maintain Your Geek Cred With These Sloths Dressed as Superheroes
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What's Up With Reality
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Lindsay Lohan Shopping Date With Tree
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AMC Is About "Homosexuality"
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The Horrible Truth of Eating a Human Placenta
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Could It Really Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
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School Reverses Ban on Child Porn
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Hey, Look, It's a Giant Fish
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The Week in Voluntary Amnesia: Emergency Room Edition
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Circle Jerks: Why DO I Tell My Blond Son About Being a Woman
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How to Explain Living in $20 Million TV Ad
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The Boston Bombing Edition
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Justice Antonin Scalia Asked Olson When Exactly It Became Unconstitutional to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
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Jeremy Lin and the G-8
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This School Totally Understands the Difference Between Conservative and Christian Bent. Short Version: It's Crazier Than You