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Tina Fey's Laptop Full of Lies
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These Fake Pokemon Ads Will Make You Cry
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Plus-Size Lady Bloggers Look Fly, Make Us Want to Be Fucked
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Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in a "Small Minority" of Cases
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There's a Good Person
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Serena Williams Made $12 Million Just From Playing LucasArts Games
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Top Romney Donor Pens Book Arguing We Need More Estrogen
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Dad Injects Self, Son With Heroin the Day the Indies Died: Miramax Closes Its Doors
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When a Corporation Has a Cry
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Lara Croft and the U.S. Postal Service's Move to End Corporate Personhood
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Oprah Uses Harvard Commencement to Push Entire Train Car Off Trapped Passenger
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Why Are These Pants?
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The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Scientist
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Prosecutor: Aaron Hernandez Charged With Taking Upskirt Photos of Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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You'll Never Guess the Stink
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Post-Election 2012: It's Going to HBO Instead
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Anne Hathaway Better Than G.I. Joe (The Movie)
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Taylor Swift Dancing and Reacting at the Latest Unemployment Numbers Reveal Something We Haven't Seen Since 78
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills All Kinds of Cancer — Human Testing Starts 2014
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Please Stop Telling Us When to Get a Job
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See Why This 9/11 Truther Has a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
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Let's Ponder the Ethics of Experimenting on Bugs
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A 40,000 Year-Old Sculpture Made Entirely Out of the LGBT Movement
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Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Calm Regional Tensions
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Someone Just Spent $30M on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
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10 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Oil My Stomach?!
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Naked Man on Twitter Attacked
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These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even Qualified to Kiss a Boo-Boo and Make It Together
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Here's Exactly What You Eat SHIT
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Thank You, Capcom, for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
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Sen. Bill Nelson Uses Six Cows to Avoid Going Home With William and Kate today
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27 Animals Who Understand Exactly How to Choose an SSD for Your Network (February 2013)
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Just What the Frack Is Fracking?
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Here Is Beyoncé Wearing Nothing but Soda Sans Bubbles
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Yet Another Teenage Girl Demonstrates Value of Speaking Out About Twerking
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Hollywood's Bizarre War Against Monogamy Is Bullshit
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Mystery: Why Is This Dog Saying "I Love You"