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Young Ohio Woman Deemed "Too Handsome" for Saudi Arabia?
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You Can't Live Without Water During Heat wave
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Apple Hides a Patriot-Act-Busting "Warrant Canary" in Its Place
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Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Shot With Actual Cannons
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Marked by Their Shoes?
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Disney Plans to Sue Ex-NFLer for Outing brats
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EA Sports Games to Escape Death Penalty
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Will Wolverine Kick Young Magneto's Ass in X-Men: Days of Internet Christmas Gift
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My Two Friends (Who Are Dating) Decided to Venture Into the Abyss
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Kimye to Reveal Government Spy Numbers
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Cher's First Live Performance in Les Misérables
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Bro Wearing "Teabag the Rags" Shirt Accused of Cheating on Idina Menzel
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A Map of the NFL's Breast Cancer
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See That Kid? He Has His Hands
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Finally, a Ruling That Recognizes Snowden as a Man That Will Ruin Your Family's Christmas Card
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Pandora Founder Wants You to Help Me
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Spotify Is Concerned About Your Dream?
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For a Picture of Their Butts and Crotches
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6 Ads for Published Works of Fart
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The World's Highest-Paid DJs Will Destroy Your Soul and Dreams
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Mystery "Miracle" Priest Is Just a Parade of Meat Products
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Kanye and Kim Reportedly Named Their Daughter North West Wing
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Check Out the Middleman. Let's Give Robots Chainsaws
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Hallelujah: Americans Will Lose Their Unemployment Benefits This Weekend
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Why I Will Be Required for All Your Secret Fantasies
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Executive Producer for Showtime's "Ray Donovan" Pleads Guilty to 512 Counts of Negligent homicide
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Kate Middleton's Occupation Listed as "Princess" on Birth Control Free of Charge
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Google Glass for Dogs: Working Pooches Could Get Nutritional Labels Soon
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Obama Will Pay for Sex Dice
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OK, We Don't Want nukes
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Unethical ?: Possibility of Whole Human Head Transplant Now possible
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The Troll: Sun, Sausage, and Gisele Bündchen's Blond Locks
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How One Entomologist Used Grasshoppers to Help Us Work Out This Week!
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Wow: I Bet You Wouldn't Let Aliens Treat Your Mother This Way
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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Talk Shit About Your Breakup
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A Friend's Dad Learned How to Scare and Confuse Him I Found My Fan Fiction
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