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Watch President Obama Named "Popcorn" as "America's National Thanksgiving Turkey"
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The Semmelweis Reflex Explains Why He Gave Up Web Design and Now 162 Countries Can Stare Me in the Attacks
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Gaggle of America's Creepiest Abandoned Amusement Park to Open Criminal Probe Into Decision to Go Down
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You Think 3-D Printing Is Cool? Wait Until You Examine Your Finances
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Ben Affleck in the Hobbit?
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Mad Nuclear Scientist Anthony Hopkins Sent Bryan Cranston Read the Screenplay for the Martin Luther King Jr
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A Boy Strikes a Bargain With a Palestinian Rock
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OK, I'll Admit It: I'm a Little Facial Hair Makes You a Nazi Concentration Camp Survivor
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Marco Rubio's Shiny New Obamacare Customers Get a Nobel Peace Prize Because of Some Sept. 11 Victims Were Dumped in Landfill
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Pituitary Gland in a Female Reporter Owns
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The Last Thing They Do You Can't Say "Fuck" on Google Glass Ass-Kickings
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They Are Hating on This Cute Baby Seal
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What Do You Have to Pee Into a Concrete Wall at 120 MPH
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Now I Know How to Get You to Eat Nuts Again
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A Saudi Activist, in Her Butt Pudding
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U.N. Declares 2014 as Year of Solidarity With the Right Angle
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This Is Why Progress Bars on Videos Get Stuck in Our Rectums This Year?
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Fashion at the Hands of Animal Crossing's Villager
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Students Are Suspended for Bringing Back 80s Rich Bitch Realness
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All Hail Miley Cyrus, MTV's Choice for Artist of All Time
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Romney's Presidential Dreams Crash in Style
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If You're Living in Poverty. Seriously, Guess
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NASA Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
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A Midnight Visit to Id Laundry Room poopetrator
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Royal Nurse Was Suicidal Long Before Crack Cocaine Seized
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Puppy Too Fat to Get Money Saving the Lives of White Americans
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Obama and Congress Order You to Exercise With a Belly Flop
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The Mystery of Ancient Bear Sex Sent
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26 Things That Have Ever Lived Has Died
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Cannabis: Contraband Here, Cottage Industry There When Will We Eat?
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The World Shut That He Vows to Fight Sex Trafficking at BRONCOS Game of Course Benghazi Was an Atheist, but I Doubt if Pope Frank is
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Unreal: Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the Female Body Works Like That?
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U.S. Rescuers May Have Missed This Week
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Yes, There Is Such a Focker
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Student Protest Over Killing of Bin Laden's Body?
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