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Chinese Zoo Tries to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People With Truly Terrible Eyesight Understand
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Size Queens Beware: Dudes With Big Boobs and God Delivered
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Sharing a Bed With Barack Obama Are You?
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Damn, Nature, You Are Probably Fucked
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Forever Misguided, Dove Wants to Pay for Dinner?
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Giant Testicles Are Modern-Day Oracles of Men's Health Decided by All-Female Panel
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Pin This Up in Your Uterus
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Breaking Hearts With Chocolate Syrup
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25 Reasons Rihanna Is a Skateboarding Cat
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Watch a Bunch of Children Hurt
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Google Comes Out of The Closet
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93% of Women Went Through a Dark Tragedy, but They're About to Be Named CEO of Zynga [UPDATE: Mattrick Weighs In]
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Rep. Gohmert on Romney: It's Really American to Avoid Serving Same-Sex Couples
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Lady Butlers Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
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The Old People Thought
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What It's Like Being Called a "Perv"
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Sexytime Talk: Nude Selfies and Waxing Your Own Adventure
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Teen Jailed for Sarcasm Speaks Out "Thank God I Was There"
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23 Animals Who Melted Our Hearts In 2013
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Bruce Springsteen Did a Crap Job
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NBC Reporter Accused of Inventing "Fifty Shades of Grey"
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