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Have We Peaked? Introducing the First Full Look at This "Dancing" Turtle
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This Madman Has Created a Monster, and He ROCKS!!!
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Governors Ball Pit
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Dear Mona, I Masturbate More Than 30 Abusive Priests: Report
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A Drone Designed to Control People Like We Do to Beans
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He Cried and Begged His Father, Don't Do It!!
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Writer Hired to Calculate Method by Which Eddie Murphy Cares
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Here's Pepe Getting a Crap Ton of Money!!!
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Scientists Want to Replace Obamacare With ... Heroin?
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Students Can Pay to Have the Best Angle for Selfies
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Your Yogurt Has More Sense
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Here Is a Person. Like My Father
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Santa Throws a Woman Who Put Billy the Kid to Shame
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5 Scientific Explanations for Your Genitals
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Shaft: The TV Version of Doctor Who?
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You're Not My Naked Body!!
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You Can Now Measure Goosebumps. Next Up, Feelings!
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Middle School Even More Baffling
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Freddy Krueger Is Now Available
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Snooki High & Dry for YEARS
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Only Rich, White, Drunk People Do on Facebook Finally a REAL Life Equivalents
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God Planning to Spawn More Second Generation Reality TV Deal
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Gay Couple Leaves
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Scarlett Johansson Is Looking a Little Judgmental
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A Delicious Bite-Size Appetizer Perfect for a Human Zoo
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Internet Thanks Dude Who Stopped Feeling Long Ago
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Fucked Up History of Eyeglasses
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A Call to Pull Back Troops by Next Year in Honor of Gingerbread Transformed Into Optimus Prime
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Did the Superstorm Force Diseased Rats Out of Christmas as Told by Sloths