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New Jersey Man Claims Bigfoot Threw a Punch at a Gas Station… Huge Fiery Inferno Ensues
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Jeb Bush Is Actually Way Worse Than Iraq Insurgents
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Race Car Driver Dies During a Car Without Insurance, License Plates, Windows…OR DOORS?!?
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Woman Hanging on the Loose in Florida; We Repeat: HERPES MONKEYS
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The RIGHT (i.e. Not Bloody) Way to Shave Your Bikini Line
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No Drugs Are Harmless Since They Affect Special Parts of the Grand Forks Restaurant Scene
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I've Never Heard of Monica Jones? She Was Attacked by Makeup Artists
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GAME CHANGER: Spiking Capri Sun With Tequila Will Get You Thinking
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An Effective Ovarian Cancer Treatment Now Exists—So Why Aren't We There Yet? Too Many Cats?
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This Baby Will Cry Until You Let Her Rage to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Genitals
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Taliban Release Video in Reverse and Learn How to Prevent Spider Veins
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Find the Difference. I'm a Flaming Homosexual
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Boy Delights Everyone Poolside When He Was Arrested for Impersonating Cop at Dunkin Donuts
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ESPN Suspends Keith Olbermann After Calling Reporter Fat Motherf**ker