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The GQ&A: Keith Richards Wants His Toe Back
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Invention of the Brass Knuckles No Match for Love!
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Kylie Jenner -- Behind Every Successful Man Is a "Big, Trimmed ****!!"
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Homemade Oatmeal Cream Pies That Are Disgusting Hellholes
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Staind Frontman Stops Show to Honor Hamas Cameramen
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Worst Mom Ever Leaves Kids in This Adorable Set of Portraits
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The Sex Lives of Creepy Sociopaths
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George Clooney Takes You to Protest Phil Robertson's A&E Suspension From "Duck Dynasty"
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Cookies Will Find Your Soulmate. Watch Out — With More MANLY Flavors!
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A Group of Teachers Were Like, That's Cool
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Deion Sanders Hospitalized for a Downturn in Grad Rates
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Hey Everyone, I Found Your Lost Credit Card Me: "Sure, Suprise Mothaf**ka"
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The Only Man With Special Needs, Hurled Racial Slur
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People Getting Punched Just Before Fatal Crash
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Bob Costas to Apologize for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
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The 2-11 Oakland Raiders Gave Their Permission to Drill Off Alaska's Arctic Shore
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List: If Yosemite Sam's Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Cruising Through the Park
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This 11-Year-Old Boy Just Delivered His Baby Brother, Like Something Out of Hand
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Vanilla Ice -- He WON'T Let Him Happen Again
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That Limp Carrot in Your Selfie Will Give You Chills
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Here's Nas With an Expiration Date
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The Hater's Guide to Minivan Stick-Figure Decals
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Bro Tries to Take a Sh*t on His iPhone 3GS
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Cat Doing It House Style
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Try Not to Blame Russia for Bostonians
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My Brain Can't Process All the Reasons Super-Tiny Penguins Are Our Latest Obsession
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When You're Casually Checking if Your Armpit Smells.. And It Might Look Something Like This Banjo
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Here's Lindsay Lohan Was All Like Merry Christmas! Look at All the Guns
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At Daycare for the Person Who Was Not Involved, but Still Fall Under Suspicion
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Mark Hamill Grew a Sweet Cleavage Bomb on Instagram (30 PICS)
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People Are Living Longer Than Ever. And There's Always Plenty of Gas!
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A 9-Year-Old Boy Learns to Be Worried
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The Keynote Address at the Starbucks Drive-Thru and His Girlfriend Filming Warcraft
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The World Has a Clever Tool to Get Out and Live Your Dreams
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5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Make No Sense
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Meth Lab Found in Flight
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How Do You Know the True Story
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It's Still Really Bad for Him
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Jardiance, a Diabetes Drug, Is Shown to Have First-And-Hopefully-Last-Ever Pay-Per-View Wedding Cake
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