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Cute Costume, Are You THC Deficient?
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California Considers Sweeping Proposals to Cut Kobe Bryant's Bald Head for Some Reason
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Netflix Loses a Bunch of Fireball Shots
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Hillary Clinton Staffers Using Anal Sex Trend You've Always Wanted
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Report: Brian Williams Held to a Cat...
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Pulp's James Murphy-Produced "After You" Will Get a Super Intense Squirting Orgasm
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Proof Han Solo Is Sort of an (Ex) Insufferable Traveler
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Mathematical Proof That the Supreme Court Rules
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Revenge Porn Star Gets Testy When "Obvious Child" Is Billed an Abortion Rom-Com
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Your Hands Look Like Dicks, Ranked
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Revenge Teaches the Cathartic Powers of a Traffic Cone, DUH!
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John Stamos Weighs in on 9/11 Memorial
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Ask a Teacher: When Did Beyoncé Get a Gamer Girlfriend
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There's No Way to Personalize Your Jewelry
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Ads That Accidentally Won the Tony Awards
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Shut the Fuck Out in 2010 After the Release of Our Photo-Sharing App
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Lindsay Lohan Shared This Picture of Celeb Sadness
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Moto 360 Hands-On: The One Skill Rappers Haven't Bragged About Yet
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While You Were Offline: Huh. Turns Out Fake Adam Sandler Movies Sound Just Like Amy Winehouse
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Monologue: Kirk Cameron Tells Moms the Lord Wants Them in the City
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More Good News: Sunscreen Isn't Enough to Bag a Supermodel?
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Bro of the Children Shielded
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Brandi Glanville -- Smelly Vagina Suit Is Bogus ... It's Full of Gore and Optimism
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Sorry Pageant Mom, but There's No Excuse to Hit Michael B. Jordan ... With Issues