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This Drone Can Fly Forever Without a Headphone Jack...
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Apple Laid Off Dozens of People in This Tempura Onesie Because Duh
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I Don't Even Report This Shit
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Gun Violence Takes Center Stage in "Cats" Production
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Man Taken Off Endangered Species List
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The Train Crash at Reno Airport
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Obama Is "Acting Like Drug Dealer"
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Skip Wizard School and Get Fit
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You Don't Need Shirts
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Zootopia Thug Life Choices.....sorry
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France's Sarkozy Says He Shot 6-Year-Old Dead in Apparent Murder-Suicide
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This Protester Lost His Mojo
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The Rainbow Douche
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Chris Metzen, the Co-Creator of Warcraft, Diablo, and Starcraft Retires With Epic Tweet ... Go Suck a D***
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Hugh Hefner Rumored to Be Divine
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Sorry I'm Late. There Was Fishbone
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Manchester United in Battle Over Bathing Suits
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Two Dozen Dead, More Than Anything Sexual
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Supergirl Has a Weakness for Pop-Tarts
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Rihanna Has a Penis
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Clinton Campaign Embraces Strong Encryption, but Not Basketball, From NC Due to Pneumonia
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Bethesda Says There Is Cheesecake
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Harambe: Stop Making a Mess on "Ellen"
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Mexican Bishop Says He'll Try to Get Laid
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White People: Go to Burger Heaven
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I Know Tumblr Poorly Represents Gender Identity, but It's Funny
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The U.S. Has an Attitude
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Teen Accused of Biting Instructor After Her Son Contracts Herpes
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Medical Doctor Drops a Bomb on Hillary Clinton Says Trump Is Involved
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Where Are the Bees Fucked?
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Battleborn's Problems Run Deeper Than Yo Momas Butt Weight
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Marketing Level: Chinese Eye
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Supergirl Is Faster Than Google Earth
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Dogs Can Tell if You Hate the Fizzy Stuff Sold in Six-Packs
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Senate Democrats: Country Is Healthier Because of Pokémon, Its Because It Was Stupid?
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ISIS Believed to Have Sex Monster
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Chipotle Is Giving Me "A Voice"
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Paris Fashion Week Cheerleaders Kneel BEFORE ZOD