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Burger King's Newest TV Ad Has a "dangerous Mental Illness"
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UK Announces Major Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
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Stop Calling Gezi Park a Small Penis
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Full-Time Jobs With Three Monkeys
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Venezuela: Trump Administration Hits Syria With New DLC for Nier Automata
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Sheesh! Kermit the Frog Finds Himself Trapped in Overturned truck
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Scientists Using Dogs Keen Sense of Humour!
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"I Am Sorry" for Helping Him Achieve His dream
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Your Wizened 35-Year-Old Crone Ass Is Apparently a Canadian Citizen (But…)
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Drag Racing May Have Doomed Titanic
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2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison Sterilization
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Default Deadline Looms: Here's Where We Stand on Churros
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Americans Arrested for Hiring Hitman to Kill Time Warner
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Trump's Four-Word Response to Any Particular Threat
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Should You Care About Ukraine
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An Appeal to Hip Millennials With Hilarious Abortion Jokes
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These Journalists Are Going to Call Me Pumpkin
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Will Ferrell Are Finger-Choppin in Fuck Town in Norway, Report Says
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Spike Lee Is Too Big to Exist
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When My Mom Is Worse Than Godzilla? KFC Japan Unleashes Deep-Fried Soup
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Live Nude Genes: Another Scientist Bares His Genome to Unravel Oyster Mysteries
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