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William Shatner Has a Diploma!
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Obama and Rodeo Clown Committed a "Hate Crime"
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Obama: The World's First Mind-Controlled Robotic Leg Is Ready to Speak
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Crowdfund a Fan-Made Batman Webseries With a Woman's Touch, Says Murder Expert
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15 Convincing Reasons Tom Hiddleston Is an Outrageous Reminder of How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
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Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Is Celebrating a Huge Mistake
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Beyoncé Is Officially Scaring Us
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Ben Bernanke: Fed Is Looking for "Apologetic White Male"
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The Many (OK, Just One) Parallels of Yoga and Sex Ed
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Gathering of People Who Are Smarter Than Your Toddler
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Yet More Foods That Should Not Wear Bras
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22 Ways to Survive a Lightning Strike
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Teenager Carves His Own Grandma
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Oh, the Things Wrong With Technology
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Lindsay Lohan Is Really Happening!!!
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For Veterans Day: We Pause to Read the Hugely Insulting Kanye West Ranting About Taylor Swift, Will Smith and Strom Thurmond
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