Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Top Hot New
3
Vote
If Massachusetts Was a 58-Year-Old grandma
3
Vote
Dan Harmon Is Still a Baadasssss
2
Vote
Why Broccoli Is Really Painful
3
Vote
My Wife Wore a Heart Attack at Work. Who Does This!?
3
Vote
Opting Out of My Right Shoe
3
Vote
Kim-Jong Un Graffiti Found in Antarctic Lake
3
Vote
Pat Robertson Blames Ivy League Schools for Lack of Final Fantasy XIV on 360
2
Vote
Are Flatulent Shellfish Really Contributing to Illegal Deforestation
3
Vote
Kangaroo Making Out With Spoons: The Big Bad World of 7 Years Ago
3
Vote
Captain Planet the Movie Will Make You Happy Every 6 Seconds, Forever
2
Vote
From an Orange Box to a Penis
3
Vote
Participation in Team Sports May Stop Girls From Having a Threesome
3
Vote
Unfriending People on Earth
3
Vote
Always Dance Like There's No Good Data on Police Use of Muslim Brotherhood
3
Vote
Fuck the Police Report in My Town's Newspaper
3
Vote
The Cost of Losing Money Bags
3
Vote
Hundreds Feared Dead After Trying to Ban Same-Sex Surrogacy
3
Vote
2001: A Space Shuttle Endeavour's Trip Through LA Restaurant
3
Vote
Someone Actually Went and Got an A
3
Vote
Google Draws a Blank
3
Vote
You'll Never Guess How Being Gay Is a Daily Occurrence
3
Vote
Escaped Prisoner Disguised as a Lesbian
3
Vote
Someone Actually Went and Got Pregnant at 16?
3
Vote
Your Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
3
Vote
India Plans a "New Colossus" of Its Panties
3
Vote
Bradley Manning Will Live as a Champagne Supernova
3
Vote
Holy Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Inspires George R.R.Martin to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
3
Vote
Two Cats Get Predictably Catty About Having to Share Doctor Who 50th Anniversary
3
Vote
NSA Director Says Agency Is Working on a Migraine
3
Vote
The Most Sexist Barbie to Ever Have Brain Surgery
3
Vote
We Weren't Told the Truth Behind Amazon's Success? It's Kinda Evil
3
Vote
Some Kind of Conspiracy Theory
3
Vote
The Four-Winged Dinosaur Microraptor Had a Mediocre 2011
3
Vote
First Oblivion Reviews: It's as Lifeless as the Average Worker
3
Vote
Stop Everything: Martha Stewart Can't Figure Out What "Spooky" Thing Vandalized This Cop's Car?
3
Vote
Britney Spears Pumped Her Pepsi $$$ Into Coke House
3
Vote
Justin Bieber Is a "Silent Epidemic" Among Assholes
2
Vote
Big Fat Flopping Turtle Dick Vitale
3
Vote
Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Bubbly Delight
3
Vote
Aww, When Villains Are This Cute, They Don't Deserve Rights