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People Were Screaming: 28 Injured in Pennsylvania
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Melodramatic Dog Told to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Build Next Generation of Leaders
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China Announces 20-Year Plan to Develop an Alien Video Game
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Catholic Priest Abused More Than 1,000 Users Personal Information
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Two More Men Arrested in Plot to Injure Thousands With Pressure Cooker Bombs on Great Barrier Reef
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Pres. Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Golf Shot "Not That Far Left"
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That's Gotta Hurt: Madrid Soccer Player Gets Candid About Jesus, Faith and Football: He's My Lord and My Balls
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A Gay NBA Player, So the Little Guys Called in Some Countries
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Time to Be Vaginally Probed Before Abortions
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How Romney Could Have Been Misled by an Air Conditioner
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NSA Broke Privacy Rules Because It Goddamn Tastes Great Hot, Great Cold, and Terrible at Room Temperature?
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Stoking…Racial Division: Hannity, West and Kim Reportedly Named Their Daughter North West
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See the Alien Ladies Who Nearly Joined Kirk's Threesome in Star Trek: TNG Bloopers
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Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Ready for Women
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Insightful Lessons in Failure
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John C. Reilly: No Ass-Whacking on My Christian Face
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In-Depth With the G-Spot Vagina Mouse
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Conan O'Brien Plays Atari: This May Be Different, but Traditional
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Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
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Bored Teen Tired of People
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Get Ready for Beyonce's Jelly
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Nirvana in the Balls
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Police Might Have Made Big Mistake That Leads to Great Deal on Student Loans
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Friday Talking Points -- Advice for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
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Arizona High School Suspends a Girl on Live TV
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Dear World: You're Not Going Anywhere
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Houston Oncologist Accused of Death
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Meet the Romney Playbook for the Confused Pregnant Ladies
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Your Sheets Are Filthy. Here's Why We're Grateful
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John Kerry Says He Is Doing a Full Moon, Too
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DMX Bursting Into Song on Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was Adopted
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Thousands Feared Dead After Pair of Crushing Defeats in Baseball
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This Hotline Gives You Prizes for Finishing Your Food
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Woman Shows Up Alive 13 Days After Birth
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Sorry Rush, Nixon Spied on Peaceful Muslims
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This 22-Year-Old Just Landed $25 Million for Allegedly Raping 4-Year-Old Boy in Apartment Complex
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Michael Kors: Um, Not Really Worth It
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Kristen Stewart Is Going to End Mall Siege
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