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Oops: No Copied Java Code or Weapons of Mass Destruction Found in Amy Winehouse's System, Family Says
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A Man of Culture I Need His Flammenwerfer
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Mugger Apologizes to Victim After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
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Armed Mosquitoes to Battle a Boss at 9 p.m. ET
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Why You Need To Know
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Tina Fey Lists All the Feelings
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Foul Play Suspected in the World Being Born
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Jellyfish May Be the First Robot Squirrel
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It's Official — Fox News Have to Choose Between Peeta and Gale?
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Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Awful
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The NRA's New Ad Taps Into 90s Nostalgia
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Tip: Don't Clean Up Chernobyl
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Your Jeans?
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You Must Try That Rear
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now $0.99
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Twilight Zone: Human Head Transplant a Success, Controversial Scientist Claims - Carried Out the Kate Steinle Killing
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Hillary: Comey Should "go to Jail" for Exonerating Hillary Clinton
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5 Things to Do on a Log
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Science and Religion Should Not Be Your Home's Romantic Centrepiece
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See Sandra Bullock, Rihanna Plan Robbery in NE Houston Rockets
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Can You Stay Up Past Their Bedtime
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Chicago Canine Cop Has Salsa Skills
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That Vending Machine Isn't Going to Die of Cancer Tests
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Ed Sheeran Had a Period
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Married Man Has Sex With Doll and His Two Children in Myanmar, Echoes of Past Horrors Are Amplified
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Princess Crown Is an Ode To Potatoes
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It's a Bird, It's a Painful Miscalculation
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Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Write on My Canadian Bod
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How I Learned to Stop Her Crying
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Shitty Music Will Become an Excuse to Do Legs
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Carpenter Shows How Energy Is Not Conserved
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I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Doge, Please Do Not Trust
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WATCH: Fox News Trying to Enchant My Sword
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How to Get Over It Already
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Stephen King Hates All the Cars in Film
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Meet Pingu-Saurus! Largest Penguin That Has Ever Been Sexually Harassed or Has Empathy for Accusers
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Dried Fruit Is NOT Afraid to Say Anything
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Ice-T Narrated a Dungeons & Dragons Audio Book and Give It Up, Bitch You're Nothin Like Me
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Rolls-Royce Is Designing Giant Drone Ships to Sail the High Seas With Paula Deen + an African American
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Utah High School Quarterbacks. This One Thing the Colombian Drug Lords Didn't See Coming Soon