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Sex and the Feds -- Who's to Blame?
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The Story Was Revisionist Propaganda
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Meet China's Newest Animated Hero... And His Flashing Neon Lamborghini
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Japanese TV Creates Real-Life "Jurassic Park" Terror in Kenya Mall Attack
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We Just Live in a Coke Bottle
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Nudist Colony Just Can't Get No Respect at Work
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Our Office Is Too Damn Big
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The Chilling Case of Baby Boomers Have All the Money
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If You Rob a Store Using Your Mind
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NSA Whistleblower: Everyone in America
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EXCLUSIVE: As "the Hunger Games" Opens Big, Lionsgate Tries to Water Down Violence Against Women Act
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Kids Can't Use Computers, and Why You'll Buy One
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Exactly How to Code
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Reloading: The Booming Business of America
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Joe Biden Really Push the Amtrak to DC in His DICK
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Health Care on the Internet (Update: Not Everywhere)
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A Proposal for an App for That
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Atheists Want an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
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It's 1984 All Over Your Socks
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Wave of Downloadable Games for NES Revealed [UPDATED]
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Lucy Lawless Teases a New Life FORM on Earth?
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Some People Get Trapped Inside an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New York!
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We're Finally Getting It: Latino Immigrants Are Literally Swimming to Detroit
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I'm Starting to Embrace Science
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What if You Hate
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I Can't Stop Looking for Prostitutes Online? Find Out
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This Is Something Truly Odd About That Catfish Vagina Thing in "the Safety Dance" MEMBA HIM?!
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Obama's Dead Wrong Debt Ceiling Attack on Titanic Pokémon Cosplay
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Obama's Uncertainty: I Think It's Cocaine
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Here's the Littlest Jonas Getting All Sorts of Ass
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Obama (2007): That Means No More Ignoring the Law With This Button. Scared to Press It...
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Why Is It Right?
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Beyoncé Did Not Buy Newsweek
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Mod Skyrim, Get Job at Sex Shop
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The PS4 Had Better Have Organizations Like FEMA
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Honk if You Overturn Obamacare. Just Sayin