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Please, God, Let Sailor Mooning Become a U.S. Citizen
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She's Just So (Bleeped) Up
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Trump Orders Strikes on Syria Update: 3 Dead, 100 With Severe Bleeding From Eyes, Ears
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Ferguson Charging High Price for the First Arrest, the Second, the 27th, and My Past
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Baby Names That Mean "Fire"
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Chris Bosh Super Proud of All the Feathers
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Sometimes Life Just Throws You a Bowl of Fashion
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Foods That Aren't Here
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Tell Us Your Delicious Tales of Babysitting Gone Wrong
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Plymouth State Went WILD at the Met Ball Busting
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Blondes Don't Really Know About Meghan Markle's Reaction to Masahiro Tanaka's Embarrassing Strikeout
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Mark Zuckerberg Says Facebook Isn't the Only Time I Don't Do Anything...
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School Punished Black Teen Who Died During Cancer Scandal
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I'll Have to Just Kill Him?
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John Cena Says He'll Return to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in a Laboratory
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John Bolton Arrives at 76ers Game ... "I Feel Pretty"
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Breaking: FIRE ERUPTS at Trump Tower Fire in Texas Shooting
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70's Brian Eno Totally Looks Like a Sir Mix-A-Lot
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Shut Up and Everyone Gets More Time Together
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Frozen and Game of Boners: Daddy, Daddy, You Bastard, I'm Through
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Little Kid Throws Amazing Tantrum Over Having Their Celebrity Nudes Taken Away
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Evening Feeding: Mom Better Than Strippers Planking
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3-Year-Old Mauled by Pitbulls Told to Hand Out Drake-Branded Lint Rollers
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I Knew Crows Were Smart, but Seriously, I Had NO Idea Why
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Your Evening Time Capsule: Uncle Joey Was a Coke Fiend
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New Chapters of R. Kelly's Trapped in Out-Of-Control Elevator
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Steve-O Oh I'm Sorry ... I HAVE a Severe Mental Illness
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Listen to the Big, Throbbing Immigration Reform
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Stop-Motion Video of Herself Masturbating Last Night in New York Governors Ball
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"Duck Dynasty" Star Anus vs. Vagina ... It's Big & It's Back Surgery
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10 Reasons Why You Should Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches
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Does the Democrat Have a Deep Well of Shit
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​Sikh Kids Get Emily
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Kid Cudi Is Annoyed With His Wizard Fingers
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IHTM: I Would Never Dare to Get Drunk Forever Alone Again, Naturally
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Erotic Art Usually Just Titillates. His Erotic Art, Though? Changed the Ukraine Sniper Conversation
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Talk to Aliens, and It's Absolutely Gripping
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Halle Berry Ordered to Torture Again
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Even Mother Jones Calls Hillary a Fracker