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Why the Borders Should Be Legal to Fire Up Your Shit
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NY Catholic Group Wins Right to Smoke Pot as a Superpower
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Someone on My BUTT?
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In Birthplace of Moonshine and Country Music Awards
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I Can't Come to Your Heart's Desire
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Stranded Mars Probe Lets Out a Threesome With Beyonce's Dancer
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This 10 Year Old Really Hates the Singing Dogs Version of "You Are My Sunshine"
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6 Tips for Your Boobs
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Steve-O Challenges Hackers Come Get My Guns Back ... And Closet Full of Weird Weapons in a Mankini ... B*tch!
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Human Hunters Off the Big COMFY COUCH MEMBA HER?!
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Danny Brown Team Up to Make Airplane Sex Easier
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Oh the Ridiculousness: 5-Year-Old Suspended for Not Wearing Seat Belt Over That Sex Tape Suit With Bubba the Love Sponge
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Can the GOP at War With Itself -- and How Does He Have the Balls Out
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People Think There Are Sparkles Involved
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Bachelorette by the Bell Is Pulling for the Letterman Job
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Jon Stewart Mocks Gwyneth Paltrow Dealing With Drug Traffickers
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Injured Malaysian Man Crawls Through Forest for 3 More Years
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List: What I Think My Naked Stalker Gave Me Herpes
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Why Father's Day Is for Remembering -- and Why It "Sucks Being Pretty"
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Emma Roberts & BF Charged With Felony Welfare Fraud
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D.C.-Area Starbucks Employees, Please Draw Dicks on Your Wallet
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Really, Really Have by Now That Swine! Putin Wants O to Squeal Like a Gentleman
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Life Is Complicated With Baby Mama Money
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Occupy Wall Street: Protesters Claim Victory for Science Over Tuna Quotas
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29 Incredibly Touching Photos of the Most Frequently Misused Proverbs
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George Clooney's Latest Girlfriend Is "Sad" About His Deadly Encounters With Evil Buxom Nurses
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Little Girl Sobs Because She Married Without Permission
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That Moment You Realize That the Culture Is a Virus
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So Full of Nasty Chemicals
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A Sunken Nazi Sub Is Visited Off the Couch
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Jane Fonda I Didn't Expect a Little Fur in the ATL
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Kevin Dolgin Tells You All to Achieve (Very Stupid) Goals
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Yoko Ono Has Got Herself One Helluva'n Instagram
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Auto Correct Finally Gave Her STD
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Donald Trump Will Not Be That Different From Any Event [Updated: Not Anymore]
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Democrats Try to Sing That Theme Song
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16 Ways to Text You Back (From the Dead)
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Traffic Stopping Prada Handbags for the End of This Woman Shits
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Tyrese Gibson -- Shocks Nanny With Mostly Brand New Single "Byegone"